“Yes, Star, everything is hopeless. There is nothing you can do. The mimes will take over, Xino will die, and the Master of Silence will shut everyone up.”
eh, you're fine. But I think the duck looks cooler. Did you know that they have bonelike protrusions on their tongues? It really just strikes me as cool.
“NO. I WILL NOT REMAIN CALM. THIS IS MY 1,000th POST AND IT NEEDS TO BE ABSOLUTELY PERFECT. NO CREM POSTING, NO SHIPPING OR LOVE, JUST DEATH AND VIOLENCE OKAY?” *Chucks another hatchet at Xino*