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  1. Ark1002
    Why hasn't Chaos joined in since 2012? it's the most wonderful time of the year With the Koloss head munching And everyone telling you be of good cheer It's the most wonderful time of the year It's the hap-happiest season of all With those gunpoint greetings and short bloody meetings When friends come to blows It's the hap-happiest season of all There'll be murders for hosting Human skulls for toasting And killing out in the snow There'll be scary ghost stories And tales of the glories of Ookla seasons long, long ago It's the most wonderful time of the year There'll be much murdering And hearts will be spiked out When loved ones are near It's the most wonderful time of the year There'll be murders for hosting Human skulls for toasting And killing out in the snow There'll be scary ghost stories And tales of the glories of Ookla seasons long, long ago It's the most wonderful time of the year There'll be much murdering And hearts will be spiked out When love ones are near It's the most wonderful time Yes the most wonderful time Oh the most wonderful time Of the year
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    OOKLA OOKLA OOKLA!
  3. Ark1002
    Hellbent felt his body age. He concentrated, and became young again. "I can change my body. Give up."
  4. Ark1002
    "What do you mean?"
  5. Ark1002
    The machine scanned his entire spiritweb. "Hmm. Sorry to hear about the inquisitors, and your parents. You know you are a unique case, correct? No other allomancer-feruchemist crossbreed exists. Well, can I please take some genetic samples?"
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    @Kaladin78
  7. Ark1002
    OOKLA OOKLA OOKLA!
  8. Ark1002
    Illuminati confirmed, Veggie tales is awakened vegetables.
  9. Ark1002
    Yay! Lot's of easter eggs!
  10. Ark1002
    You know, here goes: First of the Night Ankaa Shade Ookla-Son-Ark
  11. Ark1002
    I personally believe it was some random corpse, or someone nearly dead (shown by Spook being okay with that) if they can't use a corpse. I believe this because Returned can change their bodies, the body would change to fit Kelsier.
  12. Ark1002
    *Wonders which of us you are talking about* Uh, as god of holidays, yes.
  13. Ark1002
    First of the Night. That's to be accurate. For the name I would want most, Third of the Night.
  14. Ark1002
    Yes, for proof she said Sel was becoming a shard, and Brandon has said it physically can't...
  15. Ark1002
    IT IS I, VOIDUS! In the Alleyverse, we have been changing our profile pictures to imitate me to cause confusion during the Ookla Season! Come join the chaos, and the Clones of Voidus! For your profile picture to change: @Wrath of Ookla
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    Always?
  17. Ark1002
    Happy birthday @PeterAhlstrom! (And no, I don't care if he isn't ever gonna check)
  18. Ark1002
    Very rarely. Have fun. I'm the one that was formerly called Voidus.
  19. Ark1002
    If this works, like a theory a while back, I would actually do this: Learn to carve, then carve out a huge block of chalk, making a giant 3D chalkling.
  20. Ark1002
    Did you just make yours bigger? We just have to convince another moderator to change to be truly confusing.
  21. Ark1002
    QUICK! EVERYONE CHANGE THEIR PICTURE TO VOIDUS!
  22. Ark1002
    That's interesting. Cool!
  23. Ark1002
    Huh. Hey people, just wondering, why were you suspicious of me? EDIT: Also, I'm not Voidus, this is an ongoing joke stemming from the Alleyverse.
  24. Ark1002
    Um, actually, Peter Ahlstrom is Brandon's editor. Kelsier was Ruin. Reviving this for En- Voidus. @Ookla the Real Voidus
  25. Ark1002
    IT'S THE OOKLAPACOLYPSE! YAY! Dwi- Jac- Benefactor, sending a PM your way.
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