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  1. Ark1002
    Unleash the BREADMUNKS!
  2. Ark1002
    Chaos
  3. Ark1002
    I Win Again
  4. Ark1002
    kiss syl, marry pattern, kill ivory KMK Odium, Ruin, Autonomy
  5. Ark1002
    wins
  6. Ark1002
    Yaaaas I finally finished campaign 2 and am just starting 1 i really love Essek and Caleb as a couple if we're going by the ones in the party though, i'll go through my top ones i like, of course, yasha and beau, but that would take a lot of healing on yasha's part jester and caleb is one that could be amazing for caleb as a whole, and i can see it, though i don't know if either of the players have thought of it if molly were still around, i like molly and fjord. Nott/Veth was never really someone i felt like shipping with the rest of the party, so yeza was good other then that... yeah i think that's it, i feel like cad isn't gonna go with any of the rest of the party (prolly) also, y'all. Jester and Cad will get true resurrection, and they know where the corpse is. we could eventually get molly back
  7. Ark1002
    Welcome! Don't worry about language, some of my closest friends here aren't native speakers, and their english has improved since they joined.
  8. Ark1002
    Cheesburgers were sentient entities that preyed upon Pasta Monsters.
  9. Ark1002
    A chemical made of condensed butter hoid
  10. Ark1002
    *wins*
  11. Ark1002

    i love your name

  12. Ark1002
    yeah started rewatch three days ago, i'm so glad
  13. Ark1002

    i don't know if any of y'all will find this as funny as i did, but this made me laugh for far too long

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    1. Doomstick

      Doomstick

      I love it

    2. Tesh

      Tesh

      Seems an awful lot like what I've been up to... (Putting arms on birds, moustaches on axolotls, and ducklings on pirate ships).

  14. Ark1002
    they're normally purple/pink
  15. Ark1002
    Cheese monsters.
  16. Ark1002
    He sold pieces of cheese that had been grilled. That was his entire shop.
  17. Ark1002
    The judge, who had secretly been in love with uncle brandy for years, jumped in front of the thermonuke, taking the blow for uncle brandy.
  18. Ark1002
    and then a thermonuke hit them
  19. Ark1002
    The SWAT team was then sent in, which gather them up in a massive metal vacuum. They were then brought to court, where the judge called forth uncle brandy as a witness.
  20. Ark1002
    The New Fredonia police began to gather up the fleeing breadmunks to take to jail for murder.
  21. Ark1002
    This thermonuke hit so hard it reset their cognitive aspects to the original forms, leaving a large pile of bloody breakmunks and all of their cousins, and further away, a butter hoid with bits of human flesh, and dog flesh, sticking out of him.
  22. Ark1002
    As the cartoon dog turned, he saw a tidal wave of fanged, bloody tiny pink unicorns, crawling over each other as they raged through the city, devouring humans and anything else they could.
  23. Ark1002
    And have the ability to force adults to sacrifice themselves to pink unicorns.
  24. Ark1002
    Magic the Gathering of human flesh.
  25. Ark1002
    Which they then turned into a massive frankenstein that went out to capture them meals.
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