Mailliw73

So the key words in the first hint are new and ancient. I've also said it's in the Steelheart version of Earth. If needed, I can give another clue.

I could've sworn so too. Utah, anyways.

Autocorrect always changes Kaladin to paladin. Tvlakv is a interesting one and Rock's real name, Hundusnsjsdjdnssjdjdj

Oh man! I'm changing that now

LairdDuncan, the last two are really interesting to me. I agree with Shardbearer,the next step would be to see if T knows when his intelligence cycle is.

No, it's both about the new part and the world of Steelheart

Nope, Newcago was closer. Extremely close, actually.

No. Look at my last post. I said that Serendipity's guess of Newcago was close. Think about that.

Haha, closer, but not quite

Nope

One time, when a Mistborn was going to a Dragonwasp Legion meeting, he saw a grey Shardbearer in a dark alley, brutally slitting open a gigantic watermelon with a rusty Sliver of Honor. So, of course, the Mistborn burned the watermelon, lighting the Shardbearer's cape on fire, blue flames concealing it from his view. The Shardbearer turns into a duck, ripping open the cosmere, and seeing a locked door emitting dark shine and Stormlight. The Shardbearer ran to get his Blade, tripping over duck beaks that littered the ground, breaking his neck. The Mistborn howled at a monkey's attacks on his Mistcloak. Thrashing and struggling, he broke free, hitting the door with a llama and a koloss head, breaking it into splintery bits. The door floated down the river and ended in a black shardpool. Meanwhile, the Shardbearer thrashed on the floor and died. A shadowy figure hopped out of the Cognitive Realm and into the river. The Shadowy figure glowed with dark light and quietly said, "Where is Hoid?" The Mistborn answered, "Where isn't he?" At the same time, the Cognitive Realm was torn asunder by a massive Voidbringer. It killed many sprens that tried to intervene. His metals spent, and his Stormlight stolen by a small green larkin, the shadowy figure, named "DARKNESS" the Evil Librarian, began building an altar out of cheese! This brilliant choice made many Epics weep with tears From the smell of their weakness. Ookla the Mok rebuilt the door with the most evil thing possible in the Cosmere. The opposing force was a rhino cross-bred with Hoid an 16 different aspects of Odium as well as 14 of Ruin. Unfortunately, a Shade flew in right in the middle of the giant altar, crushing the brilliant and wet kandra cheese container which exploded, spraying lemonade all over his tattered remains, hitting the large hippopotamus that was hippopotamus that was

To the OP, even if it were just one or two swords that were paired, it would be an epic battle. You could fight with much less risk to yourself, at least, until everyone starts doing that. Then there'll just be floating swords dueling.

Nope, I meant city

Ah, I get it now. An ancient city named anew.

Azish people? Emuli?

I already said Cremlings above. Makabaki?

I think you might need to give us another clue.

Teft is actually the force that destroyed Adonalsium and is teaching Kaladin about his power but in the wrong way so that he can be the destroyer of Roshar that is mentioned in the synopsis on the back. Edit: Oh, my proof for this? Because I said so, which is obviously enough proof of itself.