Wow, thanks first Tineye for making my role as Tineye decoder so hard. Do we even know how to translate artisan's script?! I'll get to translating the rest of that one soon. The second one, as Joe said, has a white M. Also the italicized words spell Asp spikes you. Kinda weird.
Edit: I'll be adding my translating progress as I go. I'll put each line In order with the language it is in in parentheses.
Steel Alphabet (Steel Alphabet)
Alethi Shchript (Alethi script) [Note to the Tineye: you're using the wrong characters for s and c.]
Morse Code (Morse Code)
Artisan's Script (Artisan's Script) [thanks Tineye for providing this. Now I can translate the other script.]
They're taking the hobbies (probably should be hobbits) to isengard. (Morse code)
Airsichk lolanders. (Alethi) [again, wrong characters. And you can use the character for "U" as a "W". I'm translating this directly so any misspellings were there originally. ]
I nominate Elend Venture. (Steel Alphabet)
Let it go. (morse Code)
One does not simply alk into Mordor. (Alethi) [there should be a w in front of walk]
Do you think you could go put your clothes on? This is...kind of distracting. (Steel alphabet)
After all, you no longer have to marry a tyrant. (Artisan's script) [storms, this one was hard!!]
These aren't the droids you're looking for. (Alethi) [tineye: there is a character for "th" you don't need to use t and h]
I'll blow off the offending fingers. (Steel alphabet)
Do you hear the people sing? (Alethi)
Unfortunately princess, we're here to kill you. (Artisan's)
I can steal anything. (Alethi)
Stick them with the pointy end. (Morse code.)
Tea, my lord?
We are human. (steel alphabet. Both of the above.)
That's all of it.