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whattheHoid

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  1. The Zucchini bread was a badly made gluten free bread that crumbled to bit when you cut into it. It was the least Satisfying thing ever brought into existence.
  2. I've lost again, it's the notifications.
  3. So a Dis. Interested took their place and everyone was satisfied.
  4. A. Deal was super allergic to anyone who even smelled red cabbage so he fell down and swelled up to a ginormous ballon raft size.
  5. Quick! Throw a whole bunch of gemstones glowing with Stormlight at the other person, than absorb the light and in total darkness start lashing the 'person' all about. They'll become so disoriented that they'll have no choice but to start reading everything Cosmere to understand what in the everloving Stormfather just happened. P.s. I just gifted Arcanum Unbounded to my friend for her birthday; she'd better read it and love it and have it change her life!!
  6. Unfortunately T. Strike came in and wasn't able to dodge their strike.
  7. A seemingly human man gets caught up having to save the fate of the Universe, but not without the help of his newly acquired crew; in a word, I am Groot. Ok, how about a show? That ok? Anybody seen, Cowboy Bebop? If not, how about a Christopher Nolan Batman movie.
  8. And the moon only had pinecones that tastes like pineapples.
  9. They chose a unique individual who went by the name Fracas Fracaw Socks, whose life, coincidentally, was always in a fracas as she was part bird.
  10. Even more confusing was their full names, Oh Ex and Ex Oh. This made the court proceedings even more confusing and longer.
  11. They were better known as the X Men with no affiliation to the X-Men. They were their rivals and we're currently taking them to court over the similarities in their names.
  12. So he decided to start a universal Desolation on the Shard of Irrelevance. Odium started to put out flyers all around offering rewards for Passionately joining his team, which he affectionately named, Team O.
  13. But then Melody stabbed Butt and gave the Lerasium chalk to Joel, however this was all irrelevant.
  14. So Uncle Brandy petulantly started to throw chalk at nearby dancers.
  15. Uncle Brandy whipped his chalkboard out and started to give grammar lessons to the closest dancers whilst chugging a beer.
  16. People looked at him funny at first and then started to dance along, it started to rain whiskey and chocolate.
  17. I'm assuming you mean Legion by Brandon. So... An ordinary looking man with many illusory compatriots take on interesting and sometimes dangerous cases, but during the most important case, saving his love, proves to be the hardest and life-changing until he learns to let go. Dune, go.
  18. A meddlesome wizard comes to the backwoods part of the world to needle his friend to get out some more by inviting a whole bunch of hairy and slightly angsty dwarves into his home and volunteers his services as a thief, which needless to say the friend is not pleased at first and towards the end becomes an eccentric adventure junky. How about Warbreaker?
  19. It was Butt Venture, our uncoordinated and slightly dumb, yet somehow a genius Fartomancer, protagonist.
  20. Ooh been a while since I saw the movie, the books I haven't gotten around to reading it. I've got a huge list that I am slowly but surely getting through. Here goes... A seemingly ordinary teenage boy gets his world rocked upside down and discovers magical/supernatural abilities, danger and a lady love. Ok, how about the Fellowship of the Ring? I don't think we've done that one.
  21. Ooh, um I'll do Way of Kings? On a planet named Roshar in a system named Roshar lived two people's ravaged by centuries of war and torn apart by meddling Shards; now the Final Desolation comes and the Oaths are said again bringing about life's biggest hope for survival and hopefully the downfall of the Shard that started this all, Odium. So, Words of Radiance? Um, so I've realized this is way harder than I thought, so yay run on sentences!!
  22. Haha. Things got a little to dark so they all started to sing some K-Pop instead. A dance off ensued.
  23. Than some Oompa Loompas came through singing a song.
  24. Ooh! Good one! I was so scared reading this when I was younger. Ok here goes... A terrified and damaged person is brought to trial and is imprisoned and suffers hallucinations auditory and visual in what may or may not be a cell or pit, terrifying the reader and towards the end the reader isn't quite sure of anything other than his/her fears of darkness and enclosed spaces. Ok how about Artemis Fowl, the book. I don't think there is a movie.
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