whattheHoid

I still win!

Man how? That's a long time to still not be done with a prologue!

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@Brightness Warrior Hey!!!! I forget the clues still! Karata?

I still have a couple of chapters to finish, but will post my thoughts asap. It's not my fault! Yennifffffeeerrrr! My darling! I was at the end of Tower of Swallows! I couldn't stop! Yenn!!!!!!!! It's good to be back with my sexy Malkieri, Lan though! I shall refrain from my pickup lines until I lost my thoughts about the chapter. Except for one... Lan!!!! Can I be the Heron on your Sword!!!!!?

To make it worse the leaves were dry and crumbly; they were doubly ineffective. Her stench made up for it, though.

How dare you! @17SarcasticGhanderflaffles For shame!

Cheetos is where it's at!

Can confirm it's 11:56 am here.

Or maybe a concentratenspren! Good night! Everyone, it is midnight and Hoid needs sleep! Hopefully, I'll have more time to Shard tomorrow!! Yaya!

Yes, I postulate either a Cognitive or Spiritual Realm hotspot is there. It's clearly that or..... I'm haunted....

Yes, Simba has razor sharp claws. He was kneading in the picture. He's an indoor outdoor cat. I'll be honest, I grew up with dogs, but cats, watching them chase after a laser and their derpy expressions! What more could you want!

Don't worry next time there will be explosions coming out whatever device or computer you are viewing the story! And Ene, don't worry there really isn't that much poop involved. My cat.....I deal more with cat poops as he is always trying to eat all my butter or cheese and storms help you if you have salmon. He gonna claw that fish and then you if you don't give it to him fast enough! This is my ding dang derp cat with a falsetto and warble that would make anyone jealous.

"Not with that attitude!" Stated Butt. He dared to prove Lunamor wrong!

Storytime! Warning....poop! So once upon a time, my daughter Ofelia and I traveled to see my parents yesterday for my brother's birthday. It's a couple hours down there. So she hates the drive, to placate hey we listened to the Snow White yodel song on repeat while chewing on gum. Now I've told her many times, you don't, don't! Swallow the gum!! Just spit it out and I'll give you a new one. Mind she doesn't get a full piece of gum, just a small piece. Anyways we get to my parents, but she is shy so she doesn't really eat much and I'm a worry wort to begin with so as this is a day that is out of her routine, I just kept giving her gum. She would give me her old gum, so I thought hey! She is listening to me! Eureka! Maybe she is thinking logically! So we head home, shower her off and put her bed. This morning, however, she was grouchy and acting as if she was uncomfortable. She isn't potty trained yet and she didn't do a number 2 yesterday. So things are not going in my favor. So I have this cranky toddler waving and flailing around a paintbrush with paint flying everywhere, I've got bacon on the floor. My cat yelling at me because he absolutely must eat that bacon and then sit on my face. Finally, Ofelia poops and it was a struggle, she kept yelling, "Don't look at me! You can't sit like that!" I think that last part was directed towards the cat, Simba. So I change her diaper and ooh boy. Never shall I look at gum the same way again. That turd was glued together with blue and green gum. I can't believe how much she swallowed. So to make both of us feel better, we played Super Mario Odyssey as she loves Mario and Power Moons. And thus, this is how, I, Hoid learned if you swallow too much gum..... you'll have a bad time and won't have time to go on the Shard until right before bedtime.

Ene! That's silly! I win. Also I learned today that if your toddler swallows too much gum ... You're going to have a bad time!

It only feels good to run into a ship if you are upside down wearing a suit made entirely of pineapples and gum on a full moon.

Hyneetruof Eht Yrotagored Leiniapsrekcoc Ainauhtil Tsafsdrab Doohdooh Haiamerej Wemolohtab never questioned anything. He was the complete opposite of his cousin. He decided to go out for some banging tacos.

Batholomew jeremaiah Hoodhood Bardsfast Lithuania Cockerspainiel Derogatory the Fourteenth questioned everybody including himself. Edit: we can do this!!!!

So he changed the name to, Erroneous Scurvilious Syndrome. It sounded so fancy and serious that no one questioned him.

Shallan! She'd win!!

Turns out they were too acidic.

Adolin! He's got Shardplate and Blade! And he is ever so handsome!

The aforementioned acids broke out in a war and a rash.

I want a dog sooo bad! Lucky!!!