whattheHoid

Ooh, I thought was this a story? A book? Oooh I dunno.

Ah, should I check this out?

Ah, @AonEne! I see you too are a cultured person who enjoys the travels of Ciri, Geralt, and the best mom ever, Yennifer!

Hey oh! I winning again! Feels good man!

This. This is why band and orchestra are amazing. I never got the same sense of comraderie in chorus or any other class/sport than I did in band or orchestra!

Freyja looked around, wide-eyed. "Oooh!" Whispered Freyja to Laecrien. "Creepy lair, check. Maybe they hired us to redecorate? A flambé station would be great over there and a few more flowering plants." "I don't think they want you for your decorating skill which apart from plants is terrible!" Whispered back Laecrien. "I'm not that bad!" Sulked Freyja. Louder Freyja said to the gang, "Hey all nice to meet you creepy folks! I'm ready to do some mischief! Anyone got some chocolate?"

Yeeeaaaahhhhhh!

Freyja looked back at Jacien and winked. She flung a paper with writing at him and a pocket watch for good luck. "You know, Laecrien, I really liked him! He can cook and likes chocolate! He really took that pocket watch to the eye really well! Do you think things will be better now?" Asked Freyja. "Oh Mother, I hope so! Mind you watch your tongue!" Sighed Laecrien.

"Well you did give me chocolate so, why the storms not! Who cares if you might eat me! Fair warning though, I have ingested a lot of metal in the hopes I might find some metal stores hiding. So fair warning! Laecrien, my spren friend, thinks you might eat us. Isn't that right Laecrien? ... Laecrien?! LAECRIEN! Huh, I guess he's shy." Rambled Freyja. Hidden, Laecrien still glared at Freyja though no one could see.

Eeeeeevvvvvvviiiiiilllllllll!

"So, I think he just ignored me? What do I do now, Laecrien!? Should I just jump him?" Asked Freyja concernedly. Laecrien sighed. "He's just literally collided into a wall! You think he can take that and your mass of crenellations and pocket watches and whatever else your sticky fingers grab!?" "So, maybe follow him?" Asked Freyja. "Stick with the scary lady. She looks like she might twist us into a ball and eat us. I....still can't believe the Ring voted me to go with you. Maybe this is all a dream?" Wondered Laecrien. "Noooope. I smell burning hair. I'm pretty positive you don't smell in dreams." Said Freyja matter of factly. Laecrien just glared. "Well, alrighty then. Heya, lady! How'd you do that!? What is you name and what is your game? You crazy or what?" Said Freyja cheerfully. Laecrien facepalmed. @Ark1002

Ok, what do good books taste like then?

Alright, I'll bite. What do books taste like? God Hoid wants to know.

Destroy Evil!!!!!!!!

Freyja wrestled with herself. "What should I do, Laecrien?" whispered Freyja. "Oh, I don't know maybe you should throw another pocket watch!" Said Laecrien sardonically. "Really!? Do you think?" Said Freyja surprised. "No! You incompetent.... You know what just go up and talk to him like a normal and rational human being." Stated Laecrien. Freyja walked up to Jacien and held out her hand nervously. "Hey, ahh. Sorry about that. It was a reflex? I...... don't do well under pressure. You.....want this fabrial I filched? It's broken, but it might be worth the bother. I've got tons more, buuut maybe don't tell anyone?"

Freyja's froze midstep. "Ooh hey?! Jacien, is it? What's happening?" Freyja's whipped out one of her myriad of pocket watches and flung them at her attacker. One of them hit true and whalloped Jacien in the eye hard. She slicked herself and slid farther away.

Freyja shrugged and slid towards fire man and flung her ShardStars at the seeming ball of fire. "How is this guy on fire!? How is he still alive!?" Said Laecrien in Freyja's head. "Maybe he's really into spicy food? Is he screaming in pain?" Said Freyja to Laecrien.

Freyja gobbled down chocolate bar and followed the woman to observe the mayhem outside. She whipped out her throwing ShardStars and made herself slick. She looked at the woman. "Are we about to have some fun?"

Think harder!

Freyja nodded. "Alright you have piqued my interest mysterious woman. I'll bite. Now, I don't know this Benson character. Is he our first mission? Also do you have any chocolate around?"

Very apt, name.

The Loch Ness Monster Universe, known affectionately as the Nessie Zone. It was inhabitanted entirely by Loch Ness Monster shaped creatures and objects.

Yes!!!! Proof that God exists! It's a me, Hoid! Come to my church! We eat chocolate, cookies, and guac! The holy trinity of foods!

Freyja walked over to the woman wearing black, with white hair streaked with red and orange. "Yeah, heya. I hear you're looking for people in your gang? What's up?" Said Freyja casually.