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If one of my feet steps on a sidewalk crack, I have to step on a crack of the same-ish width with my other foot. Is my matching thing the same as or at least close to OCD? Because I honestly don't know. *hugs @Kaymyth*

Granted. The cat barks your knee, and you bleed to death. I wish mental health awareness was this month again. (Because this is serious)

Butt Venture hated him, however.

I have minor mental health issues; most are really weird and probably can't even be counted, though others probably can be. Something I've been holding back on sharing is this thing I've got with words. In my head, some words are just matched. Kind of and sort of being examples of this, as well as concrete and cement and tons of others. If I say one, I have to say the other. If I hear one, I have to say the other. If I see one - you get the picture. I classify this a mental disorder because it's to the point where I just do it instinctively. If I tried to hold back, I don't actually know if I could (mostly due to thoughts being hard to control) . It's not fun. This strange "matching" thing manifests itself in other ways too, but this is the biggest. Almost everyone on here will probably have worse stuff than mine. I don't know what this might be or what category it might fall in. But to me, it's serious. I know it sounds really stupid, but to me it's not. I am here for everyone wanting hugs. (We need a hug emoji. Like really need.)

Granted, but you suddenly hate pizza. I wish everyone turned their profile picture green for mental health awareness month.

Granted. The planet is Braize. I wish the Shard didn't hate me.

When someone says something obvious and you mutter "It's like you can see the future...VOIDBRINGERS" When you're doing an art thing and you say unity and pattern, then realize what you said. When you literally cannot stop making Connections between Remnant and the Cosmere. Qrow is Hoid because he uses Yolish Lightweaving; Oz is Harmony; etc, etc. When you see emboldened PM titles out of the corner of your eye and think, "I need to click on - oh. Wait." Because it was actually a hallucination. When you see some guy who looks at a city skyline once and draws it all exactly on CNN, and your first thought is 'Lightweaver'. When you get bored and just start writing down every Cosmere place you can think of. When you write a double-sided page of Wayne quotes and still aren't all the way through SOS. When you have three whole pages, double-sided, of questions for Brandon...and are nowhere near done writing them all. (Not even taking any from here or the Google Docs.) Then my non-Sanderfan friend saw the pages while I was writing one. I'd abbreviated Questions for Brandon to QFB, and she saw the acronym and at once said "Does that stand for Questions for Brandon?" When everyone is talking about Wayde from RPO and you, having not seen it, just think of Wayne every time and get confused.

109. Never dismiss ANYTHING as "religious mutterings" etc. It WILL be important. Probably.

I had CW in middle school - twice. Once it rocked. The other time we did a ton of stuff that has NOTHING to do with writing, at all. Stuff like lip syncing. Sigh. Granted, but now he throws...his pee? Um. We'll just roll with it...(Don't hate me) I wish for the mods to not crack down on me for saying that, just in case.

*eats chocolate*

So...to sum it up, nobody on this thread has any boons or banes at all, and we can start anew? I wish for chocolate.

Yeah, but the NW herself bypasses that. Or even if she doesn't, Cultivation still does. Still wishing for clarification, though I think by now that it IS everyone in this entire thread. Meaning none of the above is relevant now, except for not saying something you've already said.

They would be, because the Nightwatcher gave you those powers and can take them back.

Granted. Your poem grows legs. To clarify, does this mean EVERYONE'S boons and banes from here are now gone? Cause that sounds awesome. I wish for clarification.

...When? Where?

(Is this your first post here, Mistspren?) Granted! Edit: I wish that my above wish of would be fulfilled, so that none of us can have strange "stats" again.

"Still looking," whispers a voice from First of the Sun quietly.

You can change your username if you want, I believe. Also, have you been to the Nightwatcher Boon/Bane thread yet? If not, I could use your help, random person! Have an upvote! *shameless bribery attempt* (But seriously I don't wanna die) If the DA twists my words like they continue to try to do, I will not be happy.

"NO!" I scream from my hiding place at the bottom of Patji's Shardpool, where surely no one will ever find me. There's no way for them to know where I am. No possible way.

Granted: @TheYoungPyromancer is really OP and I'm trying to bring 'em down using wishes. If you read a few posts ahead, you'll see my plans. Right now, I just don't wanna die. Edit: somewhat ninja'd

Still looking... *hides from TYP whilst crouching over some Internet device or another*

The only benevolent tyrants/overlords I will ever accept are Elend and Dalinar.

I WILL defeat you...as soon as I find someone.

If anyone ever tries to stop me from saying things the American way, I will murder them. Slowly. In a roleplay. What did you think I meant?