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    Hy, I'm pretty sure the schedule has us finishing book1 one a couple days ago, but just in case, I'll spoiler this question I have:
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    Jim wondered if 'Hoid!' was a name or if 'Hoid!' was its own sentence. But if the latter was true, then that would mean the second sentence wouldn't have a subject, so... Hoid, who was also needed on Scadrial bumped into Hoid! at the Well of Ascension.
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    Fred knocked on the city's front gate with his face. Darn, he had been everywhere this past year.
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    Vesuvius groaned. Why they thought it was a good idea to send him, he'll never know. He perked up at the mention of Alcatraz, however. Did these people know him? Sigh. Things were so much easier when the people had the power. Meaning, mob rule. When a group of people could gather, in passion... That was true government right there.
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    The Breakmonks, being jealous that their entire existence was due to a typo of the word 'Breadmunks', used this illogical argument of the Breadmunks' as proof that the Breakmunks were no longer worthy to be superior over the Breadmonks. The Breadmonks appealed to the Breadmounkian court, which was governed by Breadmounks, which were being that existed as part Breadmonk and part Breadmunk, stating that the Breadmonks were totally logical, while the Breadmunks were, obviously, not. However, the Breadmounks deflected this claim by reminded the jury that Breadmunks are simply chipmunks but made of bread, and thus are not supposed to be logical. Also, the Breadmunks are not the Breadmonk's superiors, because of a prior law passed by the Breadmounks that granted equality to every Breadm*nk, regardless of the vowel between the 'm' and the 'n'.
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    We're the best.
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    And it was storming awesome. Butterflutter never knew all the things you could do with a ghanderflaffle foot! These uses included...
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    Vesuvius sighed and sat back down. Everything was going... wonky. Of course, the only normal thing was everyone's reactions. What he heard of the proceedings below were enough to make him smile. Humans. Unaltered humans. Utterly boring. Utterly predictable.
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    Harmony granted her wish, and Butterflutter VI sprouted another foot out of her forehead.
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    Vesuvius paused, then raised his metal arm. From the shoulder, it was about five feet long/tall. "Excuse me," he called out in his distinctive mechanical voice, "I am present, when other guilds, that call themselves 'superior', are not. Does that mean I, as you have done, could 'fill in' for them?"
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    Vesuvius smiled, leaning back in his seat. He knew his tall body would obstruct the view for someone behind him, but he didn't care. Eventually, everyone would learn to just give him space. But, maybe... maybe they'd need someone to fill in. The leader of a worse-than-minor guild, perhaps?
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    In fact, everyone is secretly a ghanderflaffle. So there.
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    Vesuvius sighed. It would have been fun to see the DA take over. As far as he could tell, the DA was the only guild with any sense around here. Besides his own, of course, but apparently, his guild didn't count. A fact that made Vesuvius angry just to think about. He held himself back before he vaulted into the meeting area and insulted them all for their stupidity. They would find out about it soon, anyway. It takes more than 'ideas' to run a country.
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    I don't think they'll take offense, Itiah.
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    Of course, there was a very important guild leader there, only he represented his own guild, so he didn't get to vote in anything. All he got was a T-shirt and a free seat with the rest of the audience. Well, the t-shirt was from the government, but the free seat was earned by his imposing, tall figure and his metal arm. People always give up their seats for a guy with a metal arm.
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    The only things that live in Universes K and X are ghanderflaffles. They are creatures of all Universes. In fact, that's how they keep coming back to life. They just migrate from other places every time someone doing something stupid kills all of them in Universe A.
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    Uncle Iro wondered where all the tea went. So, he converted to coffee.
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    What else could it do? It was irrelevant, thus it exploded. So, using that same law of nature, Ruin exploded shortly thereafter.
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    Xena's eyes widened. How did she wind up being second in command? A new person entered, but Xena didn't notice. She was second in command?
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    Rawr
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    Mess.
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    Oh, ok. IC stands for 'In Character', Darth.
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