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Gancho Libre

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  1. So was Jasnah. "'SWEETHEART'?!" She yelled. "NO! IT'S 'BLOODHEART', YOU DOLT!"
  2. I think it was more of a... tie.
  3. Ay I'll be one of the victims.
  4. Jasnah decided that enough was enough. "Kelsier," she said, "You have to stop fainting every time I turn something to blood. In order to make you accept my nature, I'm going to pretend to be an epic called Bloodheart,"
  5. Then she just soulcast it into blood. Jasnah liked blood.
  6. Xena suddenly appeared. "Uh..." she asked. "What's going on?" Jimmy peeped out from behind a table. He was a mime. "Sorry," he said, blushing. Of course, he was wearing mime makeup, so nobody noticed. "Someone wants to fight you, so, I, uh, brought you here with mime magic. Whoops."
  7. We'll see. XENA IS STILL IN THIS!!!
  8. Instead, he just crashed into her, and they both fell into a gigantic sarlac pit.
  9. Fred dillydallied along, skipping to the tune of one of his favorite songs. Gee, it was so peaceful around here... Rooftops started exploding. Great.
  10. Xena looked at the army over the top of the wall. She... wasn't sure how she felt about being inside of a besieged city, especially when she probably couldn't even kill one of the monsters out there. She sighed and went looking for Returned. He'd know what to do.
  11. Opinions are the worst! They don't even taste good, and they make your eyes water when you try and cut them in the first place!
  12. Kelsier looked at a particular puddle of blood. "Uh..." he said.
  13. "I don't have a daughter," Kelsier complained.
  14. Then, he realized that his makeshift turtle shell wasn't substant, because it was made of blood. He was really just laying in blood.
  15. Steelpushing doesn't work on blood. Also, he didn't have a daughter.
  16. Because everyone's a vampire. Case in point: city of blood.
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