Gancho Libre

That makes sense If you try to stab someone with it, it just fuzzes right through them and they die.

I guess if you accidentally upvote someone, you can take it back I dunno.

Yes, the Secret History is awesome. I agree with everything you said 100%

You only get the downvote option if you upvote them first.

I'll advertise our cause via signature. What is my first task?

this will be fun!

I'm in! YAY!

When you try to convince your peers to read the Way of Kings for the sole purpose that their name sounds kind of like Kaladin.

I think I found the Sapling, but it is in a sorrowful condition. Although it can be viewed from the physical realm, in the form of a gigantic tree, it's mind has been somehow locked away in the spiritreeal realm. I do not know how to free the spren, but I hope that means our brothers (and enemies) the matchendi won't be able to either. I will keep searching. I am a stick! Its mind may be reaching for the Cognitive Realm, so we may be able to draw it out from there.

I'm on it.

What is my first task? Your wish is my command.

Granted, but it makes a gigantic empire and every human is eradicated. I wish I could get to Solla Sollew, where they never have troubles. At least very few.

Yeah, I wasn't going to give one. I'm going to guess the unnamed cousin that makes rope.

Wow. That was a great round! I only guessed him because he's my go-to character.

When you've had so many spiked cookies that you no longer care whether or not the next one is.

Lopen for President!

Granted, but then every other non-cosmere work is adapted to the Cosmere as well. Most of them, including Alcatraz, are killed by Steelheart or some other Epic. I wish my mechanical pencil never ran out of lead.

Old Chapps?

When you dream of a Shade apocalypse...

It doesn't take much to get those. Just a couple sentences, maybe a paragraph or two.

Thanks!

When you've been reading Brandon Sanderson for so long that when you finally stop, you realize the world has moved on without you. (And it has changed drastically in the years you've been absorbed in the amazing literature.)

Dunno. It doesn't really like to talk to anybody, as far as I know. As long as your ways are changed, I think you'll be fine. For we are all stick!

Galladon?

Despite my earlier statement, I find this quest to be righteous and honorable. Fellow sticks, you have my loyalty.