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Gancho Libre

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  1. Granted, but since you are now a hedgehog, you must leave everybody dear to you and live with your own kind.
  2. You must go to The True Stick, the One Stick to rule them all. But what of our enemies, the Firebringers? They have allied themselves with the Matchendi, and will surely destroy any attempt at peace. They are not stick.
  3. Granted, but she will then lose the desire to read Words of Radiance. I wish I was a Dustbringer with mad skilz
  4. Granted, but now every story is terrible since people no longer have to think about what to write.
  5. Could a Shardblade effectively hit a Shade? Could Nightblood kill a Shade similar to the way he kills regular people? Thanks!
  6. granted, but it is all separated into individual threads spread out over millions of miles. I wish for more wishes.
  7. I guess I'm a Sanderfan then...
  8. Granted, but you also get a 'z' I wish for 500 hats, each one appearing only when I take one off.
  9. AHHH FIRE!!! *hiss* Fire bad!!
  10. granted, but your house becomes infested with gorillas I wish for a gorilla.
  11. they would never fight. all sticks are one.
  12. they are all one gospel... just different ways of service Joining the revered stickquistidors (of which are implanted with hemasturstick sticks) won't draw you away from the Church of the Stick, but instead will bring you closer to it. also, nice puns.
  13. it's a good insult too. those Words truly are Radiant. they are also the Masterpiece of any Day.
  14. we accept all who is not fire.
  15. are they normal sticks or are they hemalurstickly invested?
  16. LaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLa, LaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLa. I just don't know how to write poetry LaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLa.
  17. Granted, but you become influenced by either Ruin or Odium, ultimately bringing the downfall of the Cosmere and becoming known by all as a tormenter and tyrant. I wish time could be turned and people's minds could be changed to result in the Stormfather winning the Cage Match of 2018.
  18. to respond to the footnote, aluminum can block a Shardblade well, we've seen aluminum block Nightblood, which is, in my opinion, more powerful than a Shardblade. So I think it can.
  19. yeah maybe it has a command that makes it act like a Shardblade, such as something like "cut through things good" the wording would be less complicated, but maybe something like that.
  20. we don't know for sure, but I'm guessing it's something like that. It could be an Honorblade, but that is unlikely, due to the fact that Azure never used any Surges, even when they could have been useful. But it is most likely something from Nalthis, maybe similar to Nightblood. If it is awakened, it may have a command that pertains to Azure's quest: to find Nightblood and Vasher.
  21. unless I want to know my future. I wish the corrupted Nightwatcher showed me my future.
  22. I am a stick, I am a stick, I am a stick I am, a stick I am, a stick I am. I am a stick I am a stick I am a stick I am a stick I am a stick I am. It's not completely symmetric, but I think it works.
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