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My friend picked up a random book, went to a random line, and started texting people it. "If you chew on my hardwood floors one more time, I'll break your neck?" Yep, that's what the line was.

Yay! Is there no other way to get to it yet?

Hey, you know what, sometimes that's ok. Two years into high school, I have less of an idea of what career I want than before high school. I have no clue about my future, only a couple specific goals. I recently moved, and for a while, my family didn't have a house, a car, and I had to start life completely over, never knowing what to expect from the next day. I had to just take it one day at a time. As for things to do, I believe it's always possible to find something to do. Music, athletics, clubs, writing, geeking out about Sanderson (you're on this forum already!), or even just trying make the day better for everyone you interact with (this works and will keep you plenty busy). Make a goal, short term or long term, and you might find yourself with a new hobby. *hugs*

YKYASFW when you're still pretty much in shock from meeting your first Sharder in real life (@Ookla the Procrastinator!!!) at a school Mario Kart tournament. I recently moved but now I definitely have someone to geek out with.

I haven't been active for a long time, and neither has this thread... But no longer! Is Beethoven the best composer? Deafinitely.

How did i not think of that?!?! I guess there's always next time.

Today was campus improvement today at school. My awesome advisory teacher just had our class draw with chalk on the sidewalks (and she let me go early to lunch). As I drew this, I decided: If this isn't campus improvement, I don't know what is.

@Allomancer Jack You have the same profile picture as me. I saw that post and thought it was mine for a second. It's fine though.

My awesome English teacher had a Shakespearean insult maker on the board. Apparently shard-borne is a Shakespearean insult. Sorry about the bad picture. It's 6th from the bottom in the middle column.

Dang, I wish I was Scadrian. Great roast @Zath !

How did the scientists prove that aliens exist? They used abductive reasoning.

What is a chair's favorite type of song? A concerto

I was looking up Korea stuff for school and found this:

What type of snake can change forms? An ana-kandra.

*spoilers didn't work out as planned, just open everything* Here's a couple: First, I got this song in band. It's not supposed to be a joke (it's a very serious song), but it's hard not to laugh at it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb-efaaygH4 These are the pictures of the music. The first page is mostly resting. (poor flutes on oboe parts play 21 notes total) The back is just ridiculous.

The other Brandon... His books are good too.

I know a guy who got Oathbringer for Christmas and was finished by the end of the day!!! It took me about 3 weeks because I read Sanderson's books really slow so I can appreciate the writing more.

I finished my artwork! (You get it? The words are radiant...)

I drew this in English Class on the whiteboard table while we were watching a movie.

Why did the percussionist play the crash cymbals?

Just to settle this once and for all, I thought about changing my display name to Last Post, but, nah.

When you see people making out in the hallways and want to yell "NO MATING!"

In Soviet Roshar, Shardblades win you. Shardblades trade Dalinar. Veil draws Shallan. Glyphs draw you. Spren imprison gemstones. Glyphwards burn you. Dalinar performs the Stormfather's marriage. Spren kill you. Odium is dead. Shallan can soulcast...

In the very beginning of WoK and other times, it is proven that honorblades require 10 heartbeats to summon. Since they aren't dead spren that need connection to the (physical realm, i think), why would they require heartbeats?

@whattheHoid I'm not done yet. We get Fridays in class to work on it for the next 2 weeks, so I'll be sure to get a picture.