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Ink

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  1. Bob returns, but contributes nothing to the plot except stupid ideas.
  2. when your science teacher asks for properties of aluminum and you say "allomantically inert." Everyone stared at me as me and my friend shared a knowing look. when you start cracking up at the coppermind page for the stick.https://coppermind.net/wiki/Stick
  3. Hmm... either A-bendalloy, or F-Bronze. You could theoretically stay up for hours on end while your opponent must sleep. Bendalloy would help you with heists.
  4. Everyone is sick and tired of the universe acting like a little cremling, so they decide to fix it.
  5. And now, his mouth is permanently stuck open, because of how long he was screaming.
  6. So they made their own universe. One without long wait times for the next books.
  7. Bob says goodbye to his pride as his belt buckle dissapears.
  8. @BitBitiois having forum trouble. Can you post this for me on the longest thread misadventures? For some reason my phone hates me Arnold has A-Aluminum. He proceeds to burn it whilst Bob is in his stomach. "Bye bye Bob!"
  9. Name: Elkanah Natonality: Rosharan, singer Other stuff: Gilgal @BitBitio and Syntyche @syntyche are his siblings, along with another TBD brother. Wears nimbleform Hair Color:black Eye Color: dark brown Age: 18 (rosharian) Height: 5' 7" Distinguishing Features: Red and white skin. Personality: very emotional, but also flexible. Smart but doesnt always show it Fighting: likes bows or knives. Has a Shardblade that is in the shape of a knife because of reasons. Cosmere Awareness: knows only of shadesmar.
  10. Bob, from inside Arnold, yelled, "No, I will soon be! For I, the great Bob, will soon become the greatest villan the universe has ever known!" Then procedes to silently contemplate the reason a toy pig would eat him.
  11. @syntyche @BitBitio and @Sentinel of Darkshire Are the siblings. My cousin wont join
  12. Unfortunately, Butt tripped and fell back down. Ouch.
  13. Just discovered this. Here goes nothing. Bob was sitting in his lab, waiting for his noodles, when he thought up an idea to make them cook faster.
  14. Just got black belt in the UFAF system.

  15. *ouch* Granted, but you forget everything in the books and cant read any more of Brandon's works I wish to be an Elantrian.
  16. Granted, but now your friends hate you. i wish to meet chuck norris.
  17. Granted, but the rest of the Shard now hates you. I wish for a way onto a planet in the cosmere. that i can go through.
  18. Granted, but for a day. i wish for the next curse to be a boon.
  19. Granted, but it will only show one page every year. i wish for this post to not be taken seriously. (Abstract things like this are kinda fun to do.)
  20. A stick bug? Thats not too bad. I'd keep one in a cage.
  21. Done, it already works that way. I wish for good luck.
  22. Very, very poetic my good man. You think like a true linguistic (its meant as a compliment)
  23. Granted, but you can only give one curse every thousand years, and no boons. I wish for stormlight 4
  24. You get it, but an F in every other class i wish to be able to read every book ever written, and i can read them all during my lifetime.
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