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  1. Sapphire Elephant
    "oh and hey whats this about speakin in secrets??? you know who people come to for secrets? drunkards and beggars! huh makes it seem like informashun is shure not safe with them huh. no matter! your informatshun shall be safe with me! prudence, do send me to people who wish spare this drunk their two sense" "oh oh and right before i go, heres this faaantashtic idea of mine (please listen to me, do not discard the words of a drunk, for there is no time where brain is as clear as when it is cleansed by alcohol). the big bad lad is stuck on roshar right? aannnd he can only kill in roshar (and well braize and ashyn but bleh he deshtroyed them anyway) sooo we dont go to roshar. dangerrrr danger place that. none of them shard holders go there anyway, as big baddy can only attack them shard holders. howzzat for a plan?"
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    After getting his bearings right, Al looked around as other made introductions. some fella sang a nice song. that would have been useful if it was before i got this blaring recap in my brain in the form of this dream. As he looked around, he thought he recognized a few of them. huh, must be the drink, cause surely the losers i knew wouldn't be here, all i know were storming losers - heyy that guy DOES seem familiar. "Shir Buckett ish it? *hiccup* kindly pardon this shtate of mine buuut be reshht ashured that im totally capable of holding a *hiccup* conversashun. seee I used to know a fella juusht like you. goes by the name of.. hold on I remember there being a rod... penrod? hadrian penrod? ishh that you?? you slyyy fella thinking you can hide? hold on let me make sure its you." Al walked up to Sir Brockett, and started squishing and pulling apart his cheeks. hmmm just to make sure youre not hiding under an illusion. "well, if its you yer doing a darn good job of hiding it. nish to meetchya penrod. how goes you these days? odiums beeing a sneeky one innit?" darn a lot of these fellas out here acting like they don't know a thing? how can you not know anything?? "heyyyy" Al shouted towards them "how can you not know ayenithing happenin here?? im drunk outta my mind and still have some sorta clue of them happenins. do better yallss!"
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    Al stumbled out of his bed with a terrrible headache. then promptly fell face-first on the floor. "Hgnhnnnnnn what was that dreaammmm?" he tried to remember as he tried to get back up. something about someone breaking to pieces? ufff, i must be drunker that I thought. what to do about this head?? the amount i drink, i should have developed some sort of immunity for this. well, let's keep trying shall we? maybe i just need to drink more! right riiight, the dream. maybe itll start off where it left if i drink again huehuehue. not like i need any reason. i remember some weird fella going on killing people. holy someone must have spiked my drink. ahhhh i should stop thinking. my headdddd. Al noticed a bottle nearby and chugged it without a thought. Mhmm better. let me just- hold on??? where am i??? He seem to notice his surroundings for the first time, which he did not recognize at all. oh storms where the heck am i now? He started for the door, reached and open it. what is that?? One look and he closed the door. storming heck, im gonna need that bottle. He returned to the bed, grabbed the bottle and exited through the door. can someone please for the love all that is a poison to this brain, please tell me what is going onnnn? and that's when the dream came rushing back, as crystal as he was reliving it. "uh ok, so thats whats going on? got it. just gimme a minute guys" and he promptly fell to his knees and started puking as a bunch of others watched him with amused expression. "uhhhh, my bad. quite a first impreshun ehh? hai, im Al. and no, my last name ish not coholic but it may as well be huahuahuaa"
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    Droughtbringer. Gotta use my second vote for this important event. I would have it no other way.
  5. Sapphire Elephant
    Lol you didn't even try to kill me. COWARDS. Fight me like a man, spam bots ALSO, UPVOTE ME! YES, YES, UPVOTE ME!
  6. Sapphire Elephant
    Ok, my confusion has utterly peaked about CadCom. What the heck is he talking about? Edit: And of course, I made the mistake of posting with this account, beginning the rush of endless upvotes Upvote sadists.
  7. Sapphire Elephant
    message received. Makes sense. Also, I hate decoding things.
  8. Sapphire Elephant
    Ugh stop upvoting Elephant you cruel people. They are meaningless there. OH COME ON YOU KEEP UPVOTING ME. Ok, and real talk, are there 2 Gaeaxx? There's an XXGaea and a GaeaXX and my brain is slightly broken.
  9. Sapphire Elephant
    I wouldn't have minded it lasting longer, tbh. It was kind of fun making fun of myself and generally just expressing two different personas. If I had pulled it off an entire game and had no one notice, I would have felt transcendent. But hey, I'd be kind of dense to miss the opportunity to make myself immune to all player actions! And that means we now have 2 hard confirmed villagers that WILL stick around. I don't think the conversion should work either (If they haven't already used it), because the rules specify it only cannot be blocked by a eliminator action, not a spammer action. And no, I wasn't converted by picking up the spammer role. Kidpen should hopefully be able to confirm that, but I asked Joe about that way in advance. So yeah, I'll probably be using these accounts pretty interchangeably depending on what device I'm on. Uh, and please send all those upvotes you keep giving elephant to my real account, tyvm. I appreciate the upvotes on this account (it's gone up a ton of reputation levels lol) but I can't enjoy them like I can on my real account so just pass them over there, thank you. edit: Really? Do you just hate me?
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    Also, I swear if anyone figured out my identity before I revealed it to them, I'm going to be seriously annoyed. I went to extreme lengths to make sure Sapphire and Steel were not associated. Different voting, different times being on, the extreme emotion in Steeldancer to make it different from the flat, but sometimes trolly voice of Elephant. Elephant was like me distilled into pure villager mode, while Steeldancer was just... me. It was a lot of work, and I hope you guys appreciate it.
  11. Sapphire Elephant
    I didn't know that I would be able to do this. I took advantage of the Vadiyehi role showing up, and acquired it. Otherwise, you and Ada would be the only ones who knew my identity right now.
  12. Sapphire Elephant
    Indeed, Steeldancer and I are one and the same. as much as clones are. I lied a bit about my role, I do indeed scan as a troll, but I am the Multi-Boxer, with the ability to pick up the roles of dead people. And the reason I can now do this is because I now have stolen the role of Vahiyehi, which makes me now immune to the spammer kill. So, yeah.
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    I just had a thought. Devotary wanted us to target them with a kill and a non-kill action? I bet you $10 that whoever would have volunteered said non-kill action is spammer.
  14. Sapphire Elephant
    I'm an elephant. I have elephant ears. And my initials spell out SE, a conclusion I was able to come to with no help whatsoever.
  15. Sapphire Elephant
    I actually originally guessed 5-6 with the fact that the spammers start off with a disadvantage in terms of knowing what roles are out there.
  16. Sapphire Elephant
    boo, If alv is a spammer, we should keep it as a pet. It'll be our SE mascot, the little Alvbot.
  17. Sapphire Elephant
    I have used the other fun half of my role. Prepare for fun shenanigans to being shortly.
  18. Sapphire Elephant
    And if it has already been used, I am likely safe from conversion. Wheeee
  19. Sapphire Elephant
    wait, what? Ughhhh.
  20. Sapphire Elephant
    Ok, did you learn the word?
  21. Sapphire Elephant
    No my only... oh wait! YES NOW I GET THE BINGO PRIZE
  22. Sapphire Elephant
    It doesn't. I'm supposed to be the levelheaded, intelligent confirmed villager. Not the incompetent elephant unable to put together the letters SE.
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  24. Sapphire Elephant
    same I just don't care anymore, especially when I'm being emotionally destroyed.
  25. Sapphire Elephant
    Excuse me while I go sit in a mud pool for an hour or two so I can cry my elephant tears
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