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xinoehp512

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  1. "Hey!" said Bacon, pouting. "I was never boring. Boring is... Boring is boring!"
  2. "Nope. This is my first time." He looked up. "Wow. Everything is so much... bigger."
  3. "Young people tend to be smaller," said Young Bacon. "Oh dear. I've never been young before." "Talking," replied Bacon. "Why? What are you doing?"
  4. Bacon sat up, still woozy. He glanced down at his hands, frowning. "Huh. I appear to have become young."
  5. "How can you stand up?" Bacon said. His voice was higher pitched than it had been before. He also seemed smaller than he had before. "The room is spinning."
  6. Bacon decided to spin in circles as well. He made it to about a thousand and then fell over. "The room is spinning," he muttered.
  7. "Hey!" called Bacon. "Where are you going?"
  8. Bacon waved a hand dismissively. "Of course. Who wants to be serious? Seems like an awful way to live."
  9. Bacon folded his arms. "Why, I never! Of all the ridiculous things to say!" He huffed. "It is too a color."
  10. "You know. Gut instinct. My gut's never wrong, you know."
  11. "That's a shame. I feel like we would have gotten along." "Hello, good sir! Are you in charge of this place? Can you explain what's going on here?"
  12. Bacon gave up. "I don't suppose you know a Supposedly?"
  13. "Aha! That's where you're wrong. Why would I answer that question? You already know the answer!"
  14. "Now- was I saying your name, or answering your question?"
  15. "Yes!" replied Bacon.
  16. "Bacon color, of course. Hmm. I should have been more specific. Ask me a yes-or-no question."
  17. "Hmm. Ask me a question."
  18. "Were you saying your name, or answering my question?"
  19. "Aha! That's your name!"
  20. "My! Do you ever get confused, talking to each other?"
  21. The inspector hesitated. "I can't guide you there, you understand."
  22. "Do you have a brother named No?"
  23. "Yes, eh? That's a funny name."
  24. "The castle resides in a pocket of unreal space, yes."
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