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I have no idea what you’re talking about and it’s scaring me a little.

wait i have an idea

SCP-XXXX
CLASS: KETER
SECURE CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES:
There is currently no way to completely contain SCP-XXXX. Disengagement Groups Theta-19 and Bravo-15 are to be dedicated to spreading information confirming the 'non-anomalous' status of SCP-XXXX. Foundation Webcrawler 17645 (4k4rm) is to monitor for any signs of SCP-XXXX becoming public knowledge and for new SCP-XXXX instances.
DESCRIPTION:
SCP-XXXX:
SCP-XXXX is a form of microparasite capable of infecting television screens located within bowling alleys. There is no known way of detecting instances of SCP-XXXX before its anomalous properties manifest (SCP-XXXX-1). How SCP-XXXX feeds or reproduces is unknown, though it has been theorized that instances feed off the collection of confused amusement in the localized emotional metasphere (Dr. Nexad, Localized Metaspheres and their Manifestations, 1987). 
SCP-XXXX-1:
SCP-XXXX-1 is the manifestation of the anomalous properties of SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX is a collection of poorly rendered 3d animations that appear on the device that an SCP-XXXX instance inhabits. These animations are generally nonsensical, but older manifestations seem to trend towards thematic relatability with the location in which the host of SCP-XXXX resides, usually a bowling alley. The animations are unpredictable, changing daily. The content of the animations is generally shocking or unexpected, examples shown in the table below. 

and i'm bored now so i'm not gonna continue it
if you don't know what the SCP foundation is this isn't gonna make any sense lol

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