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dannnex last won the day on September 20 2022

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About dannnex

  • Birthday 04/19/2004

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    your friendly neighborhood puffball
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    Your Wildest Dreams (also idaho sometimes)
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    programming, photo editing, game dev, philosophy, writing

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    AAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

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    I hate absolutely everything

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    Picture this:

    You’re exhausted after a long day. You can’t wait to just get in your bed and sleep. You start to get ready for bed by taking a shower. As you are in the shower, you feel comfortable and safe. A warm shower is a physical representation of the deepest parts of your comfort zone. You are in your most vulnerable state, in the most private location. Everything is calm, peaceful, and quiet. 

    Then, movement out of the corner of your eye. You turn and are instantly paralyzed in fear. Right there on the shower curtain, exactly at eye level, mere INCHES from your face, is a creature so horrible that it must’ve been intentionally created by some malicious being, for nature would never allow such a monstrosity to come into existence. A monstrosity with sharp, segmented legs, huge pincers of death, and a long, curved, wicked tail, raised to strike at its victim. And it’s running right at you.

    You jump out of the shower as fast as possible to get away from the scorpion.

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    THAT WAS ME

    20 MINUTES AGO

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    I’m scarred for life

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    It was RIGHT THERE. Exactly at EYE LEVEL. 
    I literally could’ve licked it, it was SO CLOSE.

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    Took me ages to finally kill it, it sprinted up the shower curtain and on to the rod. I could get into detail about the epic battle that resulted, but honestly, I want to stop thinking about it.

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    So yeah, that’s how my nights been going. How are y’all?

     

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    2. Channelknight Fadran

      Channelknight Fadran

      Oh scud.

      Oh scud.

      That's awesome terrifying.

    3. Spren of Kindness

      Spren of Kindness

      Oh my goodness, that sounds awful!

    4. The Windrunner Supreme
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