ElephantEarwax

Also welcome to the shard. We're a bunch of mega fans giving you the news, discussion and of course a whole bunch of opinions on Brandon Sanderson's works and the cosmere. 

Would you say, "My life to yours, my Breath become yours."

What is your favorite metallic art ability?

Would you like a cookie? its in my sig.

Only the half of the universe we don't know died

Irrelevant is back. Third favorite character.

15 hours ago, HSuperLee said:

Ati enters the beyond, and meets Leras.

L: "Did you meet Kelsier?"

A: "Yep."

L: "He punch you in the face?"

A: "Uh-huh."

L: "...Ten bucks on Rayse being next."

A: "You're on."

Thats a good joke. I like it.

8/10 The lingest thread is better. other than that, spot on.

You're welcome. Would you please say, "My life to yours, my Breath become yours"? for initiation of course.

A little late, but...

On 1/17/2019 at 11:27 AM, Zurvanite said:

A few years ago, before Towers of Midnight was announced people were guessing what the title would be on Reddit. Here's my favorite.

By Fall Out Boy

On 10/2/2018 at 8:52 PM, ElephantEarwax said:

Name: Groot

Investiture: I am Groot.

Special Skills: I am Groot.

Weakness: I am Groot.

Physical: I am Groot.

Family: I am Groot.

Home: I am Groot.

History: I am Groot.

So, Groot never died. He is still in, hanging around. I AM GROOT I can't remember if he got put back in.

I'll buy 100 from you. 

Kel didn't put them on.

enh, take it as a compliment, you arent a spambot.

Would you like a cookie? They're in my signature.

I will join. Hey to my future team. Throw me a ping on discord. I'll hear it better. 

Yo I'll join for next round. I'll be around for it or on the discord if I forget. If I do forget someone hit me with a spike or something. 

The it imploded.

I will join. This sounds fun.

On 11/12/2018 at 4:58 PM, Badadah said:

But who started it? @ElephantEarwax. And he doesn't even post anymore.

An elephant roared in indignation off in the distance.

Next year is almost upon us. 

(I fugured this was a good post to bring back up.)

I will join. The salsa will reign.

Nope. Good ones. We have morals.

You didn't wish. 

I wish for the Bands.

Correct. If he was he'd be in the thousands of good reasons.

Met many people. It was amazing. 

@The Forgetful Archivist Gave me a very delicious cookie and a copy of a certain disclaimer.

1 hour ago, HSuperLee said:

Yeah, as someone who hasn't read Oathbringer yet, I'm mostly ignoring this thread.

He says in the thread.  

11 minutes ago, Calderis said:

I strongly disagree. Sleepless are freaking amazing. 

Sleepless are the best. I love the idea of random people on screen being 1000 cremlings in a trench coat.

3 hours ago, ApatheticTeenager said:

How did they know?

I'm not Ark. I'm.... @ApatheticTeenager

I do wonder...

I am probably like Kaladin.

I want to help people, and I try. I just make mistakes and am not the best at it all the time.