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The Forgetful Archivist

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  1. Would I be correct in guessing that you can find out by comparing IP addresses?
  2. That's what I like to hear! Have a cookie and an upvote. Whats your favorite Wayne quote?
  3. Alleyverse participants earn them simply by being participants for at least a week. But to be clear, those who have or had taken an active role and distinguished themselves will receive more prominent positions in the hall and will appear more often in the bas-reliefs that adorn the walls. We all deserve to be remembered and recognized for out imaginary accomplishments no matter how small they are. As major, I would remember those who have been forgotten, and I will listen to those who have been ignored.
  4. Nah, most Sharders don't get a statue, the statues are for us of the Alleyverse. Why? Because being in the Allerverse makes us inherently better, that's why.
  5. Good news! I figured out how to post status updates. Yay me. In other news, we are having Alleyverse mayoral elections, remember to vote for me in the primaries

  6. Due to my lagging polls, I have decided to roll out one of my future projects I would undertake as mayor. I would propose a large infrastructure bill to construct a "hall of heroes" where all the major events are depicted as friezes and all Alleyverse participants get a statue, If you want a statue of yourself elect TFA as mayor. I am The Forgetful Archivest and I approve this message.
  7. I'm gonna assume that I have no votes because I'm the most powerful
  8. Hemalurgic leaning indifferent, I will be a major for everyone. You can trust me... after all under my new administration trust will be compulsory.
  9. Do you see my hat? No? That's because I have thrown it into the ring.
  10. Not necessarily, it is possible to take an attribute without killing the donor.
  11. muttering and grumbling TFA pulled a pickle and several lumps of lint out of his pocket and dropped it on the table.
  12. Spluttering and coughing TFA lobbed his empty mug at the rock, turning he signaled the bartender for a new drink.
  13. Muttering about what happens to people who interfere with his plans TFA returned to his seat where he sipped his rootbeer and stared at the rock.
  14. TFA spring forward trying to trap the spiky rock in his aluminum box.
  15. TFA rises from his stool with an aluminum box in hand and begins sneaking up on the rock.
  16. "I can't help it, I'm just naturally intimidating," replies TFA. Glancing at his gleaming fingernails he tucks the knife away.
  17. TFA raises an eyebrow at Life's last remark, he leans back in his chair and begins cleaning his fingernails with a long thin-bladed dagger "that would be a shame if things became, unpleasant"
  18. "I see, bummer" TFA glances furtively from side to side before continuing "we may have to do something to remedy this."
  19. turning a quizzical eye towards ITIAH, TFA asks "you wish your assassinations would fail?"
  20. If you want you can practice on my posts
  21. Pausing at the door TFA tucks several objects under his cloak, continuing to the bar he taps the counter and says "root beer, on the rocks"
  22. I agree with Axelius, lets return control of the thread to him, who knows we might be jeopardizing a future alliance. I for one am curious as to what the un-invested will do next.
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