The Technovore

You get a bottle of orange wine!

*inserts anvil*

What did Sazed say to calm down the crew? "Come on guys, where's your sense of Harmony?" (Yea I know REAL clever)

You got 1 million dollars! (along with a note saying that it will kill your parents if you don't become Batman?)

*inserts fist*

When you are partially convinced you were unconsciously storing chromium the day your bike got stolen. From the third floor of a condo. When the first two floors are filled with unchained bikes. And your bike WAS chained. *sigh* 

LOL 

You get a swift kick to the face!

*inserts gear*

You get a steel medallion! ...it's empty?

*kicks the 'insert' slot*

You got a sugar cookie with steel pink frosting!

*inserts Epic*

both.... you are literally literately advanced

You get Kim Jong Un!

*inserts nuke*

You get a skeleton!

*inserts firebender*

Bridge Four, less chance of having to run a city under siege in the coming years.

Would you rather have to deal with Sadeas being smug, or Ruin being smug? (And no, you can't kill either of them)

You get a 5-year-old!

*inserts Way of Kings by Nohodon*

You got (20) rupees!

*inserts potion #3*

You got a pewter-enhanced backhand to the face!

*inserts character-death reference*

On 3/5/2017 at 9:07 AM, Faceless Mist-Wraith said:

Probably more cheerful than people were thinking, but I thought it could be amusing.

The Lord Ruler's "You're Welcome"

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Okay, okay, I see what's happening here
You're face-to-face with greatness and it's strange
You don't even know how you feel, it's pitiful
Well, it's nice to see that skaa never change
Raise your head, let's begin
Yes it's really me, It's Rashek, breathe it in
I know it's a lot: the hair, the bod
When you're staring at a Sliver of God.

What can I say except "you're welcome"?
For the Ashmounts, the koloss, the sky
Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome
All my enemies are doomed to die!

[Verse 2]
Hey, who pushed Scadrial across the sky,
When you were waddling ye high? This guy
When Ruin escaped the Well, who had built bunkers down below?
You're looking at him, yo!
Oh, also I blotted out the sky, you're welcome
To darken your days and so you don't die
Also, I discovered Hemalurgy, you're welcome
To spike your friends and make them cookies

[Chorus]
So, what can I say except "you're welcome"?
For giving Scadrial some new geography
It's required to pray, you're welcome
It's hard to hide my superiority
You're welcome, you're welcome

[Verse 3]
Well, come to think of it
Child, honestly, I can go on and on
I can explain every natural phenomenon
The plants, the microbes in the ground
Oh, that was Rashek just messing around
I killed Alendi, I took his place
Used the Well, saved the human race
What's the lesson? What is the moral here?
Don't mess with Rashek or you'll disappear
And the bracers here on my arms
Contain the powers that keep me from harm
Look at this world, I made everything happen
Look at my Inquisitors just gleefully hacking
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, hey

[Chorus]
Well anyway, let me say you're welcome
For the wonderful world you know
Hey, it's okay, it's okay you're welcome
Well, come to think of it, you gotta go
Hey, you didn't think to say "you're welcome"
So Inquisitors are going to hunt you down
your execution's today, you're welcome
'Cause Rashek doesn't like to see you frown
You're welcome, you're welcome

 

Glorious, absolutely glorious. Thank you for this.  *tear leaks from one eye as my mouth hangs open in wonder*

Khriss, as she's a scholar. Hoid is an all-powerful trickster with an over-developed sense of irony, a.k.a, not someone you want to tick off.

Would you rather be on one of Sadeas bridge crews 3 years before Dalinar bought them all off, or be stuck as a Cognitive Shadow for the rest of Eternity?

21 minutes ago, King Cole said:

If you think about it, The Lord Ruler was a 32-born because he had the powers of a Mistborn and a Feruchemist. 

Also if you were a steel compounder, could you move at the speed of light if you stored enough investure in a steelmind?

Well... probably not, because physics, but you be able to move quickly enough to dilate time around you, so every thing else is practically stopped because you're moving so fast... but that raises other questions.

How do you control yourself while moving so quickly? One could argue that it accelerates your mind as well, but then what's the point of Zinc? If you perceive everyone else as moving slowly, then that means that your mind HAS to be processing faster, otherwise you wouldn't be able to process your own movements. 

Not to mention that at at those speeds the atmosphere itself would super-heat and tear you apart, but I suppose A-pewter and F-Gold could counteract that. When you really think about it you realize that these powers really compliment, and maybe NEED each other in order to be used to their full potential.

lol I got ninja'd x2

On 6/2/2015 at 5:25 PM, Slowswift said:

I'm tall.

 

Like, really, really, really tall. No, I don't play basketball. Yes, the weather is fine up here. 

 

White.

 

Probably could use a diet.

 

Brown hair.

 

Eyes that are just that one shade that makes it impossible to tell if I'd be lighteyed or darkeyed. Probably darkeyed.

Yea... basically the same here, I could try to describe myself, or I could just say I prolly look a lot like slowswift. So from now on my mental image of slowswift is going to be me 

You get $24,000,000,000,000 worth of soda! (What did you expect this is just a vending machine) (also I don't know how original this joke is I didn't read the whole thread to check I'm sorry)

*inserts overused meme*

Zane, because he wouldn't make me want to stab him in the eye... *cough* after 30 seconds.

Would you rather be a Radiant (any order) trying to fight a Fullborn to the death, or a full Feruchemist facing down the entire Parshendi Army?

20 hours ago, Gizmosowner said:

We got some minecraft goin on in here

What?! Psssh. NO!

Something that I've been confused about for a while, but what I want to know is this.

When someone stores Memories in Copper, those memories are gone and the store-er can't access them until they tap them again.

When someone stores speed, they are temporarily speed-challenged until they tap it again, then they have a boosted amount.

So when somebody uses F-Nicrosil, is it like Copper, where it's gone until you tap it again? Or is it like Steel, where you're without it for a while, then you can have a massive amount later.

Logic makes me think that it should work like Copper, since people don't produce Investiture like they do Speed... right? 

On 2/16/2017 at 7:48 AM, Themasterhunter said:

So compounding doesn't give you any other allomantic abilities? like even a little? No copper cloud piercing? no pushing on metals inside a person? 

 

From what i understand, I thought it upped both abilities, but maybe I'm just thinking you could invest in a metal mind and then grind and burn it. 

Well... You might be able to up your Allomantic abilities, but it's kinda of a big "if". 

You see, Nicrosil Feruchemically stores investiture. It's unclear (and by that I mean I'm unclear) how exactly this works, but ASSUMING that it allows you to store your investiture for a while, then tap it to become a "Super-Wizard", you could compound Nicrosil to get a massive Investiture boost, then use that extra power to do things with allomancy like pierce a copper cloud and push the metals inside a person.

In fact, if that's indeed how Nicrosil works, then that probably explains how TLR was able to push the metals in Vin's body in The Final Empire.

(Dang Fullborns are freaking OP, plz nerf )

I feel like Shallan should have a musical number with *winces* Let it go. (pleasedontkillmepleasedontkillmeIhatethatsongtooitjustseemsreallyrelaventpleasedontkillme)

On 3/1/2017 at 1:27 AM, Darkness Ascendant said:

You know your a Sanderfan when you see this

http://culturenlifestyle.tumblr.com/post/157528338087

And instantly think that they'll make hair dyes that respond to emotion next, then *everyone* will have the royal locks

Humph

*scrolls down* *sees that it made by the Unseen* 0_0 Ehm... I'm not sure I really trust that hair dye all that much, they seem a bit... hateful.