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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
Borio Singaldi replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Knowing Thaidakar's corruption, they took and kept the Uno reverse cards for themselves to change the plotlines of their respective book series. It's better than what Thaidakar would have done with them, but all of them changing the story of their worlds created a multiverse of madness in which any fanfiction possible became canon. Bridge Four, for example, used the reverse cards to become those who could not protect themselves and needed to be saved all the time.- 111811 replies
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Borio Singaldi replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
It was replaced with the Yolish Mariachi Crews of America. Y.M.C.A. for short.- 111811 replies
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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
Borio Singaldi replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
This city was... different. You see, peace is boring and Narrator Firerust's eyes began to glaze over at Doomslug and Thaidakar's elegant, beautiful imagery because of his short attention span. It was too nice, too eloquently written. (But really, though, good writing, guys.) This was never what the Longest Thread was meant to be, he thought. Peace meant no conflict, and no conflict meant no story. They were all Narrators in a cosmic game of eternal virtual storytelling, so what was a little more chaos when the peace went on too long? And so, another city sprung up near Kalithor. A chaotic city filled with dark alleys and suspicious cookies. This city of Mortals was named Renariloki.- 111811 replies
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Borio Singaldi replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
The Kool-Aid Man was annoyed that the dramatic story kept ignoring him, so he smashed through the fourth wall, yelled "OHHH, MAYBE!" at the Narrators, dumping sparkling water out of the top of his head to the poor unfortunate souls who deserved it (and you thought he'd be pouring Kool-Aid, shows what you know).- 111811 replies
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Borio Singaldi replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Uncle Brandy was just glad that in this mess of Adonalsiumy chaos, no one had noticed that he really was the mega sus imposter established three pages ago all along. He ate a bagel and did a Welsh jig, laughing as he stabbed all the crewmembers who didn't know his real name. Because he wasn't the real Uncle Brandy, he was...- 111811 replies
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Borio Singaldi replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
And with the return of the Ghanderflaffle Empire came the inevitable return of Uncle Brandy. But he was drinking brandy, not whisky, so that was mega sus.- 111811 replies
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What's one line from Rouxls Kaard you're hoping for in Deltarune Chapter 4? Yes. A thousand times yes, was this even a question to begin with?
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Borio Singaldi replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
The answer is obvious and simple, but not easy. You would just have to ask Everyone, but they have pleaded the fifth on that one and declined any further interviews.- 111811 replies
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Well, I forgot to announce this when I got back a month ago, and most people probably know this, but...
Hey everyone. I'm back after two years.
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Thanks, Nathrangking. Good to be back.
Hey Stick, you can call me Fire for short. I am what you could be.
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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
Borio Singaldi replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Thor was so happy his name caught on that he stopped the Grandmaster from pardoning anyone from life ever again.- 111811 replies
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Borio Singaldi replied to The Awakened Salad's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
Borio Singaldi replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Narrator Firerust walked backed in holding a bucket of chicken after being AFK for two years. "So, what'd I miss?" He saw the fight between Thaidakar and Nameless, saw that Everyone was screaming (what was her problem anyway), saw that the ghanderflaffle empire had risen again (oh, not this again), and saw the statue dedicated to the dead rock. He admired the statue, admired how its searing flames accentuated its natural beauty. Then he stepped back to let Thaidakar and Nameless continue their pointless, meaningless scuffle that was bound to have no consequence to the greater universe unless the Narrators did weird stuff like they always do.- 111811 replies
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Borio Singaldi replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
She pitied the rocks. Seeing them strangled reminded her of her father. So Hoid...- 111811 replies
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What are your Cosmere names?
Borio Singaldi replied to Borio Singaldi's topic in General Brandon Discussion
Terrific idea. One thing I look back on after making this thread is realizing I didn't think that Shin one through, my bad. -
Are you ready to break into King Candy's Castle? I didn't ask if it made me look fat, I asked if it looked fat.
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I'm just spitballing here, but at one point, Book 5 (or maybe 3?) was going to be titled "The Highprince of War", but because it was going to be Dalinar's book. But in current written canon, Dalinar is no longer a highprince. If Navani is now considered the queen of Urithiru, wouldn't it make sense that Dalinar is also the king in that regard? So "King of War" instead of "Highprince of War" is not too out of the question, is it not? To top it off, it fits with "KoW".
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Unanswered questions and Obscure details from RoW
Borio Singaldi replied to KaladinWorldsinger's topic in Stormlight Archive
Words of Radiance explains this. Teft tells someone else from Bridge Four what the Envisagers did in detail while they watch and wait hopefully for Kaladin and Shallan to return from falling into the chasm. I can't reproduce them all here, but it's in that book. I forget, why does Szeth think he knew, again? Taravangian simply tells Szeth "Your father is dead." We don't know how he knows, but he makes it very clear to Szeth. Actually, considering the syntax of her name, I think it can be assumed (or at least, theorized) that she is a Terriswoman Worldhopper. I think it's a very Terris name. Would be nice if we knew more of her story... It also goes to show that society's depictions of the Heralds are very skewed by perception and revised history. I figured Szeth was surprised at seeing Ishar as a white guy (Shin) for the same reason Dalinar was surprised to find out Jezrien was darkeyed -- they'd never had any reason to believe it before because of what society taught of their appearances. That's a really interesting takeaway. The Rhythm of Freedom, perhaps? -
There are definitive in-world pronunciations, and then there are Brandon's pronunciation. And then of course, there are multiple other interpretations of how to pronounce it. If you want to be really technical about Aonic pronunciation, it's "EE-LAYN-TRISS" from Aon Ela being EE-LAY. But lots of people are annoyed by the technicalities of proper Aonic pronunciations, and "EH-LAHN-TRISS" or "EH-LAHN-TREES" are just the more generally accepted ones. But I would say the "correct" way to pronounce it... is the pronunciation you prefer to use. It's a matter of interpretation, so everyone will have their own answer and if it's valid for them, I think that's all the validity they need. TL;DR: You decide. Everyone's got their own preferences.
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Borio Singaldi replied to Shardbearer's topic in General Brandon Discussion
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Is Taravangian Connected to all three Realms?
Borio Singaldi replied to Borio Singaldi's question in Cosmere Q&A
That makes sense. But is this all confirmed or just the most likely conjecture? Like, should I take this question to Brandon if/when I get the chance or is it safe to assume this is the case? -
Something occurred to me sometime after I read Rhythm of War. In that mind-blowing scene of Rayse dying and King T becoming the new Odium, the text states that Taravangian felt a disconnect from his body upon realizing he had just died from Szeth's stab wound. Immediately afterward, he kills Rayse and Ascends and we know the rest from there. But how "dead" was he? I ask because in Mistborn: Secret History, we see that when Kelsier Ascended to become Preservation, one of the things that limited him was his lack of a tie to the Physical Realm (you know, from being unalive). Ruin gloats about how he's still superior because he has ties to all three Realms. So that would indicate a Cognitive Shadow/soul of a person becoming a Shard doesn't quite get the whole deal. But doesn't this happen to Taravangian? He died, then after he died, he became Odium. Does this mean his tie was severed and he only has a Connection to the Cognitive and Spiritual Realms? It almost seems like a bit of an oversight on Brandon's part for the sake of making King T's Ascension work the way he wanted it to. Or am I wrong and he immediately used his newfound Odium power to immediately tie his soul to his body again and stay connected in all three Realms. That would make sense, considering how very very recent his death was. So does anyone have a definitive answer on that? Or even a most likely one? Has Brandon answered this already or could it be added to a list of questions to ask him? I'd love to hear everyone's thoughts on that.
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Borio Singaldi replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Fire was extremely susceptible to cuteness. The Mudkips overcame him and he died.- 111811 replies
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