A Secret Corner

I will believe that all this bad punnery deserves a reckpunning. In Honor of this Ambitious Devotion towards Odious Puns, I'll cultivate your sense of Preservation of taste by Ruining all future cookies for you with the Dominion of my cookies, Endowing you with Autonomy from the desire of other cookies forever. All that will be left will be your desire to just survive.

I would go for... hmm.... Nale. If I was radiant or something in both cases, the I would choose betrayal. Let's see... Would you rather have Hoid's knowledge and power, or be any Shard of your choice. (yes Harmony will count for all purposes here).

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What's wrong with that?

The usual method is to offer cookies to new members in the Introduction thread.

You mean that giving out Hemalurgic blessings cookies is a problem?

I guess, I mean, we even offer plates of cookies to newcomers.

Hm.... Allomantic FTL. I have some theories and thoughts about both, but ftl would be more useful and well... some of my thoughts on what Vasher is doing with stormlight... Would you rather be able to have one chapter of Wayne, Lift, and Cody just roaming around, doing whatever they would do at wherever they were, or have a shardblade (live or dead).

What do you mean by that?

Three as well. You don't have to eat cookies to join us here. To become an active member in full, you have to put up lots of Hemalurgic research and contribute to its science, or make an *ahem* sale. I've been a more recent part of this place, so as far as rules of the Dark Alley, the old members will be able to best inform you.

Hi and welcome to the Shard! I read most of Brandon's books in audiobook to. I read them in hard cover when I can though. I prefer unabridged, as detail is important and it's fine as it is. I've read everything of Brandon's except a few of his non-Cosmere short stories, and White Sand. One downside I find with Audiobooks is how slow they are. I've read the SA books in ~8hr., but the Audiobooks are around 48 hours. And as my normal courtesy, have some upvotes and a cookie! (DISCLAIMER: THE DARK ALLEY IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY SOUL DAMAGE THAT MAY OCCUR. COOKIES MAY CONTAIN PEWTER, STEEL, IRON, OR BRONZE. NO NON-HUMANS WERE HARMED IN THE CREATION OF THESE COOKIES.)

Thanks! I would post a face (look deep in my signature) right here, but its too large. Cookies are far better. Logic Puzzle solved. In fact, there's the cookie monster diet. I think you should try it out. In fact, our cookies are high in essential vitamins and minerals, including iron and people's souls riboflavin! (DISCLAIMER: THE DARK ALLEY IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY SOUL DAMAGE THAT MAY OCCUR. COOKIES MAY CONTAIN PEWTER, STEEL, IRON, OR BRONZE. NO NON-HUMANS WERE HARMED IN THE CREATION OF THESE COOKIES.) ... oh and @McMatt100, my favorite character is Hoid out of those two. P.S. It was an ugly lizard crab thing, in the company of a disgusting slime thing with 17 legs.

Do you have any idea of how much I have memorized? I have a few dozen passwords, and I put in new ones regularly. I have several passwords of over 40 characters, as well as many close behind. However what I really need to go do is get permission to use the official Dark Alley Disclaimer.

Yes, someone does. However we will gladly help and work with all practitioners of the culinary arts.

*A stranger walked into the alley, seeing all about their work. "I need to find nightblood and some shades to test investiture corruption, the stranger thought as he strolled through the alley."* *As the stranger came to the Void, he kneeled and said, "Anyways, I've come to report a success. @Madmoody ate some cookies."* *The stranger stood back up and walked towards deeper parts of the alley to continue his research...*

Go ahead Try it out.

I don't have it on a document/sticky note.

Well hello Lugez, long time lurker. It sounds like you've read about as much in the Cosmere as I have. If you want more Brandon Sanderson, try out some of his non-Cosmere works, such as The Rithmatist, Alcatraz, The Reckoners, Legion, and others. I would be most indeed be glad too hear you make sense of this, as long as the Everstorm doesn't kill us all whilst trying to figure this all out. If you've been lurking here, than you should know that as my duty to welcome you, I give an upvote and a cookie. (DISCLAIMER: THE DARK ALLEY IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY SOUL DAMAGE THAT MAY OCCUR. COOKIES MAY CONTAIN PEWTER, STEEL, IRON, OR BRONZE. NO NON-HUMANS WERE HARMED IN THE CREATION OF THESE COOKIES.)

Oh, blade dancers. I've had plenty of duels with you.... Disintegrating you... but anyways the hitbox on female hunters is tiny. I also keep a shotgun just for shoulder chargers.

I haven't been able to access bungie.net... for about a year now... its sad how much complaining, calls for nerfs, and the like were on there... I used to run Voildwalker, saving my bomb for large groups (unlike annoying people who use it on one person)... I lived for that 6k, so many of them... Then I used the new class for quest and stuff... Then I actually tried out sunsinger... I had only used it for not even enough for first upgrade...

:'( ... And I have so many...

why not triply so? And why so suspicious of me?

I can support with cookies?

UHHH... I've been trying to get Destiny to work for months, but Destiny doesn't let me buy rise of iron... it says that my account isn't synced and that xbox store purchases will load when I sign back in... every time I try... for months... Oh, and I love going in death dealing mode... I almost always run shotgun and Arminius-D in crucible... Arminius-D is a crazy gun, but with the right build and a careful aim and control, it tears through people, with about a max of 5k per clip... Oh, and me going in god mode to destroy people in crucible (Sunsinger+radiance+radiant skin+ HotPF+DarkDrinker=Destruction of EVERYTHING)...