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  1. I'd probably say that Orannis is at least a Shard by itself. It caused the equivalent of zombie apocalypse and Desolation rolled into one, and did it to multiple planets before it got to a planet and found some resistance in the Seven. I'm unsure how many the shards the Seven would be, as they invested into the Great Stones, the three bloodlines, and the Wall as well as the Charter. They all have distinct personalities that would have trouble fitting under one intent. You can use music to control Charter Magic and Necromancy, since Sam had pipes and you had to whistle to steer a Paperwing. The difference is that you can't get baptised in Free Magic as a baby and can't access it on whenever you want to. In the Chlorr of the Mask prequel it was revealed that the way people got access to Free Magic was by binding Free Magic creatures. Free Magic isn't evil, I would say, but just very powerful and unrestrained with alien mentalities, and used by bad people to do bad things. Just like Voidbringers.
  2. So I hear using forgery to get dressed in the morning is considered excessively wasteful to most people. But hey, if you can do it, why stop? Let's see how far we can stretch reality... The result is the Cosmere equivalent of one of those Flash dress up games people used to play back in 2006. View in full res for best effect. Hint: (OPTIONS > View all sizes > 1800x700px)
  3. If you want a build a social pyramid for a feudal society, you have to use something that can be easily seen and not easily changed. If it was something simple like clothing, for example, or little star shaped fabric patches, people could just take them off or turn their coats inside out. You wouldn't like it if riffraff could just come into your exclusive treehouse, wouldn't you? Eye colour is an interesting marker for your status in the hierarchy. Most of the time it's usually something along the lines of skintone or accent.
  4. Also no one seems to think much about the little sprens that float around, until the plot twist is revealed - the Heralds genetically engineered some of them to become Shardblades which can cut through the souls of evil Threadbringers. And for some unknown reason Ad'lin likes grabbing Shallan by the shoulders and shaking her. She doesn't mind because he's hot and his dad is the Weyrleader.
  5. If Jane Austen wrote The Stormlight Archive, it would be a fantasy of manners with the Desolation happening in the background but being commented on now and then as a mildly troublesome inconvenience, equivalent to the merchants not being able to get fill orders on violet wine due to the blockade on France and Napoleodium. Adolin would be Duke of Kholinar Court, nephew to the King. He'd be a playboy with an impressive win-list for pistols-at-dawn, very fashionable and flirty but looking for "the right one". One morning his second (The Hon. Jakamav, Esq. - what a cad!) whom he met at Eton decides not to show up, and his physician, Dr Kaladin, takes on the job and helps him win another duel. Adolin's cousin, Countess Jasnah of Ivory Lane, arranges a betrothal to a rural Scottish girl of Clan McValam. Jasnah arranges for Lady Shallan to travel to Kholinar Court. She is met at the village coach house by Dr Kaladin, whom she mistakes for an estate servant and teases by pretending to be an Angloalethiphobic culchie who speaks only in broken Gaelic. Upon meeting His Grace and seeing his estate for the first time, Lady Shallan is smitten by the lure of wealth. Duke Adolin and his family possess a considerable fortune whilst the Davars of Clan McValam only put up the front of having a modest income. The late Laird Davar mortgaged the family estates in support of an Irish-independence faction who ran off with the money. Duke Adolin turns out to be a first-rate gentleman of charm and temperance and not at all like the skirt-chasing rake she was expecting. Dr Kaladin, however, turns out to be a properly educated man of letters. He was educated at the Kharbranth Academy as a charity student and was forced to tutor wealthy but stupid children by Headmaster Roshone so now harbours a grudge for the gentry, even though he earns a handsome salary on top of his share from the duel bets. Lady Shallan can't help but feel attraction to him since he quotes Lord Byron, whilst the only books Duke Adolin ever opens have large pictures. But Kholinar Court alone brings in an agreeable sum of 60 000 spheres sterling per annum, Dr Kaladin only makes 2 000, and while it is enough for a tidy and well-staffed townhouse, that house is far from a Grand House. And worst of all, he has to work for his living! Anyways, lots of romantic misunderstandings ensue after The Hon. Jakamav is very pointedly uninvited from the next Feast, and Dr Kaladin is brought in to fill in the gap for the obligatory cotillion. And because he is a man well respected by Prince Dalinar, he is assigned to act the chaperon to his son's outings.
  6. Did some doodling late one night while I had the "Scroll of Stances" page from Words of Radiance open, and decided to scan it in and do something with it. Now I have a nifty new desktop background. :-D Drawing Shardplate used to intimidate me and now I think I have gotten more confident with it. I still prefer bigger, bulkier looking designs because it feels more dangerous and threatening - a Shardbearer jumping into a fight is described like being hit by a boulder. If you want the desktop bg version, send me a PM.
  7. This is amazing. When I saw the thumbnail I thought it was Power Rangers but this is much better!
  8. On my first reading I was under the impression that Shardplate was like Space Marine power armour, 8ft (250cm) of stabby stompy. How the heck did Kaladin get Helaran then? On further reading and wiki perusing I found that it was smaller than I originally thought. Since Shardbearers wear their clothes under their Plate and require special megahorses, I felt that they still needed to be heroically oversized compared to a normal Alethi. Some thoughts I had while sketching this: - Shardplate weighs ~250kg. You can still walk around with half busted Plate but you will feel the weight of a 15kg gauntlet when your elbow section shatters. Shardbearer training probably involves lots of squatz. - Helmets differ the most between suits of Plate and add several inches to your height. There must be empty space inside if you can get hit in the face several times and not die. Also Adolin's helm has little cat ears. - The Havah is a dress with a strip on the bottom that touches the ground and eventually gets dirty, but is meant to be replaced. I drew it as a separate petticoat underneath. You can't sew, cut seams, and resew on good silk because it ends up leaving little fraying pinholes on the fabric. - Adolin is shorter than Kaladin outside of Plate, since Kaladin is repeatedly described as being taller than everyone he meets except Rock. But whatever their height happens to be, Shallan is still a perfect little spoon size for either.
  9. Branderbot's newest offering to the series is, once again, a solid contribution to the genre. Unlike the ghost-written parody version by "Sandon Branderson" (it's super serious and no fun at all, don't read it guys - it totally sucks compared to the Branderbot romances), tensions get resolved in a conclusive way. And by this I mean that a villain is done away with karmic justice, of course! (what did you think I meant??) Our dear Shallan has managed to stumble across Adolin in Urithiru, desperate for someone to take his shirt...along with his coat and very possibly his pants. Who knows what may happen next? The only thing we are certain about is that Shallan is now feeling very appreciative of her perfect Memory.
  10. It is a fact of life that any longrunning - or doorstopping - series requires a fanservice filler episode (AKA, Interlude) for padding in between the heavy drama. Unfortunately for the Kholins, the Shattered Plains has no hot spring bathhouses. However, Branderbot 2000's imagination has managed to contrive a lighthearted situational comedy where Shallan is asked to write a report on Nohadon for Navani, and fills it in with some sketches of the King of Alethela. The delightful Adolin and his endearingly awkward younger brother Renarin volunteer their help. And of course Shallan accepts, in order to practice her feminine skills.
  11. sheep

    Ten Heartbeats

    His hero powers work better when he's shirtless. If he had no shirt while rescuing the Kholin army from The Tower, Adolin would have shut up and respected the pecs instead of arguing.
  12. sheep

    Surgebonding

    Renarin appears in the next episode... Kaladin doesn't do proms, and he is unlikely to be convinced to go "ironically". He would rather stay home and eat stew.
  13. I've already named it "Surgebonding". I thought about a title with some variation of "chasm" in it, but the word is hard to mix into a phrase without having too many syllables in a mouthful.
  14. sheep

    Surgebonding

    Looks like Timmy Shallan fell down a well again. Luckily for our plucky heroine, Captain Kaladin (who owns shirts - but if you are disappointed, they fall apart in every fight scene wink wink) jumped in after her. Since Shallan's previous date with the devastatingly handsome Adolin went so well, the newest episode features the dark and mysterious Kaladin, just in case you thought she was in danger of picking one. Have a box of tissues at the ready so you're prepared for angsty sepia-coloured flashbacks about dead brothers.
  15. Branderbot 2000's newest novel features a love triangle for our sassy redheaded heroine. In this episode, she goes stepping out with a handsome prince in armour (refer to previous episode, Six Feet of Steel) who is not very smart but is pretty good at beating people up. Does she choose the mysterious shirtless bridgeman Kaladin? Or the well-heeled prince with sacks of spheres? It turns out the prince has mysteries of his own... ...like how he poops in Shardplate.
  16. In an alternate universe, there was a writing machine named Branderbot 2000 who churned out romance novels 3 times a year, like clockwork. His most popular series featured a tall, dark and broodingly mysterious protagonist who went around shirtless and sparkling glowing.
  17. From this description, Kaladin is shaping out as a typical tall, dark, handsome and mysterious love interest. He has the brooding stoicism down pat. Expect the next book's cover art to have an Everstorm background with a shirtless, open-vest Fabio Kaladin holding a swooning Shallan in the front. This is how I imagined it in my head. Kaladin's hand is in a potentially off-limits place but it's all right as long as it's not the safehand.
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