Flagrant Abuse of Forgery

So I hear using forgery to get dressed in the morning is considered excessively wasteful to most people. But hey, if you can do it, why stop? Let's see how far we can stretch reality...

The result is the Cosmere equivalent of one of those Flash dress up games people used to play back in 2006.

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