Toaster Retribution

This is gonna be good. Based on character choices, I’m rooting for @hoiditthroughthegrapevine.

ParlinNotum I have a feeling that Telden is the only one with the ability to be scheming, so I picked him. Who would win in a Fleet-like race?

I’m glad Eshonai died. It was needed after the WoR ending with Jasnah and Szeth coming back. It was also a huge shock, since everyone expected her to survive. It also makes her an incredibly tragic character, in that she became a monster to help her people, and never got a chance to change.

I’m with @Extesian here. That second WoB makes me sad. I love Axies. But he will show up in Book 4, at least, and I think he will have another Interlude. Brandon probably sees how popular he is among the fandom.

There are probably not very many around. We know of two for certain, and then there are others spread across Roshar. I would guess a hundred maybe? A couple hundred. They almost got extinc after all.

Stormfather most likely knows of the storms, but he isn´t really the talky type. He´ll probably drop some random info on Dalinar, and we will get another Ishar-moment like the one in Oathbringer. @hoiditthroughthegrapevine I doubt Kaladin can throw sharks at people. If he could, he would be a great Aquaman. It´s kinda fun how you can have pretty much any power-set if you mix the Cosmere-magics up a little bit.

ParlinDunnyNotumTelden Uh... none of them. But Noro seems like the guy who would try and do his best, so I guess it has to be him. Who would be one of Kelsiers crewmembers?

Parlin Rysn Noro Beard Dunny Notum Telden Kalak I think Dedelin. He wouldn’t want to draw attention to himself. Who would be the best author?

This is interesting... I doubt Mr T knows the location of the Sibling, or its status, because if it was so, it would have come into play by now. But a name... yeah, Lifebrother does sound like a good name for the sibling. And a brother is a sibling, so yeah.

I like this. Another argument in its favor is that Ishar was desperate that the KR didn’t return, and kept Nale and the Skybreakers around to hunt them down. I think this is pretty plausible. Good work, have an upvote!

When I took the name Toaster Retribution, I figured I’d need a unique avatar that fit the magnificence of the name... so I snapped a pic of the toaster at home.

Do you mean that Elhokar didn’t really progress at all?

A lot of people have been commenting on Star Wars here lately, and this is something I’m very passionate about, so I’ll just drop my opinion here (spoilers for TLJ):

Apparently, there will be a Stormlight Card Game: https://brandonsanderson.com/call-to-adventure-stormlight/ I don’t play much card games myself, but I’m hyped for the art.

ParlinRysnIyatilNoroBeardDunnyNotumDedelinKanPaarTeldenKalak Probably Leshwi, given that she can fly. Would would you want to meet in real life?

No. He is seen in the group shot of survivors along with Cap, Thor, Rocket and the others at the end.

Parlin Rysn Vstim Lewishi Iyatil Fjon Baxil Jenet Noro Beard Dunny Notum Human Palona Dedelin KanPaar Telden Kalak The antagonist would obviously be Fjon, simply because he is a militant follower of a different, but militant, religion. The love interest... Palona. I think she would fit age-wise. Which character would pick up the Shard of Odium.

Parlin Rysn Vstim Lewishi Iyatil Fjon Baxil Jenet Noro Beard Dunny Notum Human Palona Kadash Dedelin KanPaar Telden Kalak Removed Axies. He would go off for a quest and admire the world. Probably sing as well, if you allow him. Who would you want to be a main character?

AxiesParlinRysnVstimLewishiIyatilFjonBaxilJenetNoroBeardDunnyNotumHumanOreSeurPalonaLissKadashDedelinKanPaarAllrianneTeldenKalak Eliminated Yeden. He pretty much did that in TFE. Who would be most likely to dual-wield chess-pieces as weapons in a huge battle

I think the Irali has been to Nalthis as well, and probably at least one more well-known shardworld. It is possible that this was Taldain.

AxiesParlinRysnVstimLewishiIyatilShan ElarielFjonBaxilJenetNoroBeardDunnyYedenNotumHumanOreSeurPalonaBalatLissKadashDedelinKanPaarAllrianneTeldenKalak Arclo. I feel like he would be very hard to kill. Who would poison all the others at Dalinars birthday party?

Lets do obscure side-characters: Axies Parlin Rysn Vstim Lewishi Iyatil Shan Elariel Fjon Baxil Jenet Noro Beard Dunny Yeden Notum Human OreSeur Palona Balat Arclo Liss Au-nak Kadash Dedelin KanPaar Allrianne Penrod Telden Kalak Apologizes for the bad space, it can’t be fixed on phone. Anyway, who would be most likely to be forgotten by the fandom?

Wouldn’t be that hard to do. Movies fix height issues all the time. And most of Navanis scenes are with Dalinar, so the height wouldn’t really matter all that much.

lyatilNaleNightbloodDenthArsteelYesteel Removed Demoux. He seems like a nice chap, and would probably be fun to hang around with, but also very helpful, should anything happen. Who would be most likely to bring a tourist guidebook to every new place.