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Yep. All the rest are from the interwebs. Although, that one's probably somewhere on the interwebs, too.

Especially these two politicians. (I use the term "politicians" in the loosest sense)

That one is my favorite, and the only original one.

One night at the club, the mindreader closes her set by reading the mind of the each of the musicians in the band. First, she reads the mind of the lead guitarist: "Wow, look at all the cute chicks who showed up tonight! I bet they're all here to see me. Good crowd!" Then the drummer: "Look at that crowd! With this many people in the house, we're going to make good money tonight!" Then the Keyboard player: "Yeesh, look at that crowd. None of them will ever truly appreciate all of my talent. What a bunch of losers." Finally, the Bass player: "E E E E E E E E A A A A A A A A E E E E E E E E..." What do a fretless bass and a lawsuit have in common? Everyone is relieved when the case is closed. What do you throw a drowning bass player? His Amp. Why don't bass players tell blonde jokes? They don't understand them. Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand Why couldn't the bassist get into his apartment? He couldn't find the key and didn't know when to come in.

I know a lot of bassist jokes. They're great.

Will prove. Hold on, lemme take some pics. PROOF:

I play indie rock mostly, but I dabble in stuff like Latin and classical. It's beautiful music.

And justifiably so.

Keys?

Right now my band consists of 2 guitarists and a bassist, all vocalists, so you're not underrepresented We could use a drummer though. I hear those are important I know drums but I love guitar too much to give it up.

Hello, Orderbound! I'm bleeder. I wear a lot of vests and geek out about guitars and give out free Cosmere PDFs. Have you read Warbreaker? Welcome to the Shard. I don't know if "cerebral" is the right word. Or "scholars." We have good intentions of talking about Brandon, but often veer off into topics such as baking, and personal issues. Speaking of baking, if you are offered cookies, do not eat them under any circumstances. It's for your own good; they'll Ruin your life and your appetite. Anyways, welcome! EDIT: No, I'm too late. Damnation, @Darkness Ascendant!

@Sasooner I will be colorful instead of dull I will advise against any and all baked goods I will greet all newcomers and not provoke guild war The Assassins in Technicolor Clothing must rise again

First you must recite the Assassin Oaths. Which I shall come up with right now and get back to you momentarily.

Ever wasing the doing of this.

They were no saints (actually they were quite hate-y and barbaric), but from a historical standpoint they sure were interesting. Did you know that they had a wide variety of punishments for criminals? This included wrapping folks in meat sacks and throwing them out into the night for the wolves to eat. Unspeakably horrible and graphic but also intriguing.

Okay, so I may have gotten a bit bored as I am home alone all day while parents are at work, and I might have gotten out my full Kelsier cosplay and could possibly be prancing around my house in a mistcloak making coffee and sandwiches. Hypothetically.

Oh, dude, that's gorgeous. And also would cost you a fortune. All I have is a trash Fender 15G crate amp. Puts out pretty good noise though. I found a sweet Squier Classic Vibe on letgo for $250. I've heard that they play as well as American Standards if taken care of correctly. Also, a bare-wood partscaster for $70 that I might inquire after for Christmas.

Meanwhile, indie rock: abstract song subjects, heavy and distinct bassline, and the option to coordinate outfits, among other things.

Eclectic, nice.

Awesome! What kind of music are you interested in making?

We get the Parkhopper for free cause we're staying at an on-site hotel. My sister and I are both getting interactive wands (I'm 14... she's 20.) I will be trying most all of the stuff I can consume. Within reason. Hey, thanks for the advice! I'll keep it in mind. Do you play music, Kay?

Oh, okay. I don't use Facebook. The closest I go to social media is the Shard (I prefer meeting people face-to-face, not over Twitter or Insta)

Hey Sharders! Bleeder here. I might just use this to ramble about guitars. I apologize in advance. So, as some of you know (maybe?) I am an aspiring musician, and I play a multitude of instruments including guitar. I love guitar. I geek out over guitar. The lead singer/guitarist of my favorite band, Taylor Goldsmith of Dawes, mainly plays a guitar called a Fender Telecaster. Ever since I first saw Taylor's Telecaster (or Tele for short) I have wanted one of my own. It's such a beautiful piece of machinery, and it puts out such a good sound. Now, the guitar I currently have is called a Les Paul Special II, by Epiphone, and it is by no means a high-class guitar. It's cheap, and glossy, with loose tuning machines and very base electronics. I would be willing to sell it to buy a better guitar. Preferably a Tele. Many are being sold on online garage sales such as letgo, and I have my eye on a few. I'll try to keep y'all posted, unless no one's interested and I'm just being a nuisance (in which case I will cease and desist).

Wait, medicinal science. Thugs heal quickly, right? What if one were to take an ettmetal primer cube, fill it up with pewter Allomancy, and give it to a sick/unwell/frail person? It could be a good treatment. It would be even better to create an unkeyed goldmind that was filled all the way and give that to the sick and unwell and frail.

You were correct though, Sun. You were merely stating a fact that, in truth, a lot of people need to know. It wasn't arrogant, or obnoxious. It was quite right. Perhaps they were talking to the Red Poster. Seems likely enough.