marsoupial

I have changed my outgoing voicemail message to say:

"You have reached the voicemail of Campbell _______ ______. That might seem like an easy thing to do, but think about how long you had to stay alive just to learn how a phone works and who I am. Congratulate yourself on that. Give yourself a vigorous pat on the back, and...don't forget to leave a message after the heavily distorted sample of a man saying 'I just couldn't eat another bite.'"

Then, a heavily distorted sample of a man saying "I just couldn't eat another bite" plays and the voicemail beeps.