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  1. Citadel16

    the truth is irrelevant, my dear. now there is only reality. and reality is what you make of it.

  2. Citadel16

    I HAVE RETURNED!!!

  3. Citadel16

    if you are reading this then you have eye(s).

  4. Citadel16

    wll it all started with the intro fight, the universe had just blown up, people were getting impaled by nightblood, when all of a sudden I punch chuck norris in the beard (our version of a fist bump) scattering beard shavings across the universe. these shavings were gathered by brandon sanderson and used to remake the known universe. to create life, He had to use a bottle of tears wrenched from the eyes of readers from when he killed your favorite character, a bit of the doctors DNA, and magi...

    1. WayneSpren

      WayneSpren

      I need to hear the rest of this.

    2. Citadel16

      Citadel16

      and magic spit and then BAM! he created dragons. however there was nothing for the dragon to eat except rocks which don't taste very nice, even if they did have lots of ketchup. so the dragon went after all of us and tried to eat us one by one until someone had the brilliant idea to give the Dragon Ranch dressing. after that particular person was eaten we all asked patrick rothfuss to make some more life that wouldnt eat us and he did! creating cows and pigs. there was enough anim...

    3. Citadel16

      Citadel16

      animals that the dragon didnt have to eat any of us any more, and we also had enough steak and bacon to last the rest of our lives. the end.

  5. Citadel16

    and then bam! the universe was created.

  6. Citadel16

    if you knew what was going on in my mind you would be annoyed, confused or laughing so hard that all you can do is sit there clapping like a retarded seal.

  7. Citadel16

    Join my starwars RP!!

  8. Citadel16

    I am now officially able to Adult. Its daunting to say the least.

  9. Citadel16

    Everytime! I do something important and POOF!! everyones gone.

  10. Citadel16

    help me...

  11. Citadel16

    its quiet... too quiet...

  12. Citadel16
  13. Citadel16

    CAALLLLLLAAAAMMMMMIIIITTTTYYYYY

  14. Citadel16

    Bacon explosion...

  15. Citadel16

    I HAVE IT!!! BANDS OF MOURNING IS AWESOME!!!!

    1. WayneSpren

      WayneSpren

      It is indeed.

  16. Citadel16

    RAGNAROK FOR THE WIN!!!

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    2. Citadel16

      Citadel16

      What happened in Astoria. he is one of my characters.

    3. Stormgate

      Stormgate

      Ragnarok is basically warriormark given Epic powers. He will likely become more entertainable over time.

    4. Citadel16

      Citadel16

      just you wait.

  17. Citadel16

    so many bands spoiler topics :'(

  18. Citadel16

    I WANT BANDS OF MOURNING. SO BAD...

  19. Citadel16

    Tomorrow!!!!

  20. Citadel16

    AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

    1. Stormgate

      Stormgate

      What did you do this time?

  21. Citadel16

    it gets so quiet in the shard sometimes... I think I might scream

  22. Citadel16

    I'm writing a story about godslayers. any thoughts?

    1. Mark IV

      Mark IV

      Let the gods die!!!!

    2. Citadel16

      Citadel16

      amen to that!

  23. Citadel16

    I like this profile pic.

    1. Stormgate

      Stormgate

      You go through profile pics very fast.

    2. Citadel16

      Citadel16

      no, just somewhat fast.

  24. Citadel16

    Join the cause! become a Knightblood and enter the guild. Become... Legend

  25. Citadel16

    I think its kinda weird how whenever I post a piece of work, everyone stops posting.

    1. Slowswift

      Slowswift

      Yeah, that does seem to happen. To me, too. :huh:

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