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Mistborn trilogy spoilers.
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Zathoth replied to Silverblade5's topic in General Discussion
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Hopefully it is good, if not at least it has cool magic XD
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I do aim to terrify. ... it would be great if I could make up my mind about an epic and maybe get some short story ideas... brain? What do you think about that? "You should get back into Welcome To Night Vale" Yes brain, I really should.
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Good, at least someone isnt calling me out for making up stuff as I go. XD I wonder if Boost is somekind of shirt replacement in a bottle... EDIT: Woooo! Torturer of heralds!
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10/10 Who's an honorable bunny? .w. Yes you are an honorable bunny. *Cough* That never happened.
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Nice art. Welcome to the shard~
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All the signs point to yes, the prophesy will be true, the fated one will rise above all the mortals! Im not sure what my Ookla name will be yet, I'll think of something ridiculous.
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Ookla the Headmuncher? This is definitely a sign. You will be the ultimate fusion, an amazing fantasy writer, who actually understands physics!
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But at least he is set in case he ever meets you on your birthday. And going by how the calender isnt exact and anomalies in the earths rotation it may just be your birthday! (I have no idea if what I just said makes sense, lets all pretend it did)
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Im pretty sure the magic system and my super power geekery is why I have to read it XD Scott Lynch has to wait, I'm sorry, The Lies of Locke Lamora is great so far, but I need more amazing magic systems. Now Im hyped XD Hopefully I get it soon.
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The Lonely Chatterboxes Club
Zathoth replied to Mistrunner's topic in Social Groups, Clans, & Guilds
Vultures are really cool because they eat dead animals. I mean someone needs to take care of the corpses. They are like natures undertakers. I wonder if nature has a society of undertakers... I wonder if worms and vultures are allied, or rivals, or maybe straight up enemies... -
I fought my way through the endless rain and reached the bookstore to order The Black Prism, just because for some reason my subconscious has decided that I must read it. Maybe I should say something about Doctor Who... I like Doctor Who, but I dont love Doctor Who, I havent watched the latest episode yet. I dont know what that has to do with anything, but thats a reply.
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Take deep breaths, go sit in a corner alone for a while, try not to cry, cry a lot. Up the Irons! It is the universe where you only imply it. ^To summarize the discussion
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Which is most likely true, both my cats are house cats, they still manage to disappear. They are probably on mars or something, doing cat stuff. Whatever cat stuff entails. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxnN05vOuSM Post 666, so have some Iron Maiden.
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It is a paradox, I believe it even has a name, I cant for the life of me remember the name of it though... And neither can my cat, not that he should because he wasnt in my company when I read about it, but he is a cat and cats just know things. (Good, distract them with cats before they realize you dont actually know what you are talking about, great plan)
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Im sorry I broke the thread with philosophy... The interesting part about this is that it must be true and false at the same time. Considering how often the entire multiverse must be destroyed, yet we are somehow still here. There are alternate universes where there are no alternate universes. Which does bring up the question: If one possible random state of matter has the possibility of being indistinguishable from us, then what the storms are we? XD Somehow all this also brings me to a somewhat funny line I have floating around in my head. "There are only so many possible states matter can be arranged, the sculpture wasn't one of them."
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Yes, but you cant find the perfect muffin unless you know it, isnt that wonderful? XD I think that says something about life in general, Im not sure what though... Honestly your originality was ruined by the idea, Ive always seen art as existing in some kind of platonic ideal, our job as creators is to bring this idea to this world in the best state possible. ... let me put that in realmatics... All art exists in one state in the spiritual realm. You then take it from the spiritual realm and place it into the physical realm. Doing this however you must take the path through the cognitive realm. There stuff happens that may or may not be good depending on peoples opinions. You are not a creator, you are a portal. Being a portal is awesome.
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Welcome, have an upvote. I rarely have anything to say either, I just creep people out, make bad jokes and sometimes post my opinions on the theories of others. So... what kind of Twinborn would you be?
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https://libraryofbabel.info/ A collection of all possible strings of letters. In here, somewhere, is Stormlight 3, the meaning of life, how to bake the perfect muffin, the story of your entire life, the date, cause and location of your death and every message that will ever be posted on this forum. Of course it is impossible to find any of it XD
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You know, there is a worrying lack of dinosaurs in modern Doctor Who... Ah, but rebelling against gravity is a lot more interesting than following our biological programming.
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Oh, I have lots of music which is impossible to dance to. And lots of music which would be really fun to watch people dance to... and some which may summon eldritch gods if you dance to it, and other which will have you move in 4 dimensions by accident and end up very, very far from home...
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Good I think this basically counts as morning. Doctor Funtimes is hilarious o.o Which is in her name...
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You know, knights saving princesses from dragons isnt really about the princess or the dragon, it is just fun.
