Zathoth

Time to creep the madness up! I have a name (Well, two names) and a set of powers. I just need to figure out the weakness and the character. Bloody Murder/Goreweaver (I need to make up my mind on this, I like both...) Abilities: Vein and blood manipulation. She can extend her veins from her body to use as whips, blood sucking tendrils, ropes and whatever. They are extremely durable and while they are not unbreakable you are going to at least need a fire axe swung at full force to do any damage to them. She can control any blood she is touching and form it into spikes, swords, saw blades, whatever she has enough blood for. Healing: She can heal herself (As using her power actually hurts her) and others, not that you want a sadistic blood manipulator to heal you, do you? It is not regeneration, she needs to consciously use it. Possibly corrosive blood, but she is powerful enough already. As for the character I figured something out while writing this. She was an artist before Calamity, didnt really like people, mostly kept to herself. Her paintings were often macabre in nature. I even figured out a weakness! ... should I write it here? And then it was the name... How about I'll compromise and make it Bloodweaver?

I tried the new guitar hero at a store. I was horrible at it, and I can play guitar XD kind of... Considering the song list isnt exactly to my taste and Im kind of tired of Guitar Hero anyway XD Not buying it...

Sarcastic signature is the same, Avatar is Jolyne Cujoh from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (Which you all should still read and/or watch)

I seem to have spent all night playing Bayonetta... I should probably sleep...

Clearly he is not good at getting accents right (Neither am I...)

I got myself Bayonetta and it is glorious and so over the top I lack words. Now I shall brutally beat up a couple more angels...

Those kind of thread mages are called moderators.

So I just thought of something really awesome. Thread magic. Yes, Im serious. The Weavers can force their Will on thread. They can control how it moves, make it stiffen and become hard, possibly make it flammable, the thread is really good at closing wounds... and possibly other openings (This entire idea may have come from that I really just wanted to sew someones mouth shut with a telekinetically controlled thread), to not make them to powerful they cant control hair on someones head and they cant control thread unless they first "enchant" it, whatever that means, I'll tell you when I figure it out. There may be more magic systems like this. I have the mental image of someone cutting down a tree, splitting it into fire wood and setting it on fire, all with their mind.

I dont think Hoid would like that to be honest... I added you both!, well, I havent yet, but I will have when you have read this, time is weird like that on the internet.

That is still talking my way out, though it is scaring them to madness, which is pretty awesome XD I wish I was that scary... Then I need to get close enough, and said mad man needs to be, ya know, a man and he needs to be dumb enough not not protect his weak spot.

Meanwhile if I get attacked the only thing I can do is pretend I am The Doctor and hope that I can either talk my way out or get them distracted long enough for me to run away.

Then we could have cat parties, or something. I have two cats already XD Then I shall move out... and I am pretty bad at this responsibility thing, but I'll probably be adopted by a stray or something.

But you can never have too many cats. Or well, you can, but cats are great. I could never have cats only for adoption, the reason I cant go into animal shelters is that Im going to end up adopting everything, the workers too, and it will take me about 3 days to realize that they are not animals... //Putting my weakness up on the internet, living on the edge~ Or are your clothes just that scratchable?

Well if you really want an adulting trophy you can put some glitter on your husband and write "Number 1 Adult/Forum Mom/High Priestess of a religion dedicated to a fictional character" on him with glittery colors.

*Presents Kaymyth with an adulting trophy in pure plastic* Sure, but people dont know that and you cant make horror stories out of people pinning blessings to people and now I want to disprove myself.

For best effect actually have a voodoo doll on your desk. Nothing, still proud of you. "Have you seen the boss?... why is there pentagrams everywhere?" "I sent him back to where he came from." Fred and George would have been so proud of you XD If not you can probably conjure up something that has that effect, there are no reasons why you couldnt

"Why dont you have a boyfriend?" "I needed a new cereal bowl." "What?" "His skull was the perfect shape." I am so proud of you both.

I still think you should give bizarre and slightly disturbing answers to all his questions.

Poe's Law, paraphrased: Stupid people and people who are pretending to be stupid are impossible to tell apart. I just dont care anymore, if they are joking; free entertainment, if they are serious; free entertainment.

You have been added, may your Wax's never run out of treasures to trade for.

You know that european christmas is on the 24th, right?

You inspired something great! I hereby name you High Priestess of The Church of Wayne! The holiest of all callings must be to confuse and confound others though. I should add a member list...

So The King in Yellow came from the same ritual that created Shakespeare! It all makes sense now! ... this means we need to rewrite Hamlet and Romeo and Juliet and add Elder Gods, doesnt it?

... maybe...

Enter the Temple dedicated to the greatest man in all of the Cosmere, the brilliant philosopher, the powerful warrior, The One and Only Wayne! . You may discuss how you follow the path of Wayne in your life, what the greatest things about His Wayness are and why Bendalloy and Gold are the greatest of Metals. Come join the The Church of Wayne! Members Morzathoth - Pope Kaymyth - High Priestess Mistrunner - Official Keeper of the Hats ChickenPlague FormlessFox Stormgate Venture Mistborn - Official Chewer of Gum Elanicalicus CarolaDavar - Annoyer of Ranette and Trader of Things Hydra - Bearer of Bears Alomantisist Malatium WayneSpren - Honorary Member of The Church Of Wayne Weltall Shadowfax Alias Sheep Murasaki theuntaintedchild