Brightness Enna

6 hours ago, podman36 said:

So the Wycondins show something like an alternate reality where Windrunnersstayed instead of Skybreakers. 

Yeah!

*Wakanda

I dunno, Shuri kinda seems more like a Lightweaver to me, and some of those moves were definitely kinda Edgedancer-ish XD

When you're writing a graphic death scene and keep mentally comparing it to the ones we see in Sanderson's writing (there is a surprisingly high number.) No, don't use that phrase! That was used already! No, you can't have that guy's head explode and splatter over everybody's clothes, somebody might think you're a copycat. You can't make your fan status that OBVIOUS. Yes, he was stabbed, but NO it can't be through his eyeball! Gah!

I have high standards for my own writing. And sometimes, a freakishly good memory of things I read.

I am proud to say that “STORM IT” has become my strongest curse, without any real encouragement or effort on my part  

I am... less proud to admit that I realized this when I bumped into the back of a truck and killed mine. (Don’t worry, the paper dragon, named Larry and whose home is the car dashboard, is okay.)

On 12/10/2017 at 5:51 PM, Tesh said:

When you write down all of Fleet's story. Just the parts that Hoid tells. I might audition to preform it in my school's talent show. I'll just have to wait and see.

Okay, but this sounds really, really awesome. Even if it's just a simple recitation (no fancy smoke/leaves/sand/instruments etc)... ugh, just amazing. I've thought about doing that sort of thing before, but I don't have many opportunities to perform, especially fun stuff like this. I have written the WoR Wit scene as a 2-4 person 5-minute skit, with appropriate corrections so it makes sense out-of-world ("elephant" instead of "chasmfiend", for example). Oh, and now that I look it up, I also did a WoK one, though that one requires a few more people and is less funny as a skit.

Credit to my friend who is, as of yet, not a member of 17th shard. WoR spoiler.

On 12/5/2017 at 6:33 PM, Warbreaker_Weiss said:

When you're just sitting on the couch and have this random thought of the Stormfather singing "Friend Like Me" to Dalinar, and then you choke on your own saliva and start laughing and coughing at the same time. 

That's amazing. Sometimes, when I'm listening to music and need something else to occupy my mind, I will imagine characters (more often than not Sanderson characters) singing or dancing to the songs. 

Current favorites include Bridge Four singing to the Cheetah Girls with a synchronized dance number, the Mistborn crew enthusiastically dancing the Cotton-Eyed Joe dance, and Odium singing Be Prepared, complete with a backup girl chorus.

It's hilarious.

When your phone’s name is AonAre. (Unity. I wanted Connection but it doesn’t look like there’s an aon for that.)

I also changed my mom’s phone’s name to TappingDuralumin. She has no idea what it means but it’s not like she knows how to change it 

When you see a license plate with the word "RADIANT" on it, and spend the next five minutes arguing with yourself about whether it's a Sanderson reference or not. I mean, it's a nice adjective all on its own, right? RIGHT?? But why would they choose that specific adjective, one that isn't used that often? It had to have been Sanderson. Probably.

Okay, just kidding, I apparently have spent more than five minutes arguing about this.

When you're writing a paper, include the phrase "wax and wane" and, at first, misspell it as "wax and wayne". I had to think really hard about the actual spelling of "wane". 

Definitely going to try! I spent all October plotting and worldbuilding, but still have some to do on that front.... hopefully I’ll finish that and get my word count in. o.O 

13 hours ago, Extesian said:

Get ready to restrain yourselves

I get it now

19 minutes ago, podman36 said:

Yup. I did literally the exact same thing at my ward's trunk-or-treat. Pretty much the same reaction too, down to someone calling me a dementor. Except, I have a friend who reads Sanderson, and I met this one person who recognized me. I got overly excited. She said she had read everything Sanderson wrote and loved Mistborn. In an attempt to prove my extreme nerdiness (unfortunately in front of my friend) I asked her, "Well have you read Infinity Blade?" She hadn't.

*podman36 used Nerdiness on stranger. It was super effective!*

I'll find people who have read some Sanderson, and I'll ask about something from Alcatraz (which are pretty memorable, I think) or some simple-ish Cosmere thingy, and they'll be confused.  And there was this person I talked to on Saturday (Sanderday?) who said that he really didn't like Alcatraz because of the constant commentary that had nothing to do with the story. I guess I can see where he's coming from, but at the same time, those were some of my favorite parts. Oh well. Everybody's got different opinions, I suppose.

When you tell a friend to stay home instead of going places so they can read more Sanderson. 

When you make detailed visual plans for a touchscreen game based on the Rithmatist. (Sadly, I have no coding skills that could make that happen, but I still think it would be amazing.)

16 hours ago, Tesh said:

This is the very acorn:

  Reveal hidden contents

It's a baby, and I've had it for a while, so the cap is coming off.

Hey, I convulsively name things, too!  

There's a paper dragon in the front of my car that I named Larry (I didn't name the car, just the dragon.) The big, wrap-around dragon earring I have is named Reginald. My viola is Ivy and the piano is Vincent. Plus some more stuff like potted plants. One of the plants in the place I help clean is called Dalinar.

I also call my books by the name of the main or focus character. I call it my "Shai" book or "David number two". It leads to misunderstandings. 

My friend is reading WoK for the first time. (Blacked out stuff irrelevant) 

Should I be worried?

2 hours ago, Farnsworth said:

One of my college essays is on the cosmere. Probably a bad idea.

No, that's a great idea. Look at what happened when my friend wrote a rhetorical analysis on Stick: 

See? Great idea, even if yours isn't sarcastic.  Good luck writing your essay. Those can be killer. Even if it is cosmere-themed. 

On 9/5/2017 at 5:43 PM, Tesh said:

When on the first day of school you have a lot of extra room in your backpack, so in addition to the two books you are reading at the time, you put in your mass market copies of the SA.

I actually did the exact same thing for the exact same reason.

... when you stop the new book series you got addicted to to read the new Oathbringer chapters, then proceed to scream more loudly at that than the dramatic scenes in the new series. And I really liked the new series, so much so that I read all five books between 3pm Tuesday and 11pm Wednesday.

4 minutes ago, Calderis said:

It's 12:01 am eastern time. Depending on where you live it could be better or worse. I live on the west coast, so I read it at 9:10 PM yesterday... 

Oh. Phew. I checked and you're absolutely correct. That's what I get for not doing research, I guess.  I can read them at 10pm Mondays. Yay!

... the Oathbringer chapters are being posted on Tor at 12:01 am Tuesdays, starting today.

12:01 am.

12:01 am.

How am I supposed to live with this?!

Whenever one of my siblings yells for a phone to answer a question ("Hey Siri!") the inevitable Warbreaker jokes go through my head. But, seeing as nobody in my house has read Warbreaker yet... sigh. I'm alone. (that's partly my fault, though. My brother's 14 and pretty darn innocent)

21 hours ago, Taliax said:

When you're writing a story completely unrelated to the Cosmere, and you have to keep stopping yourself from including spren in the background and making your magic realmatic 

The number of times I accidentally put spren into a setting description... *facepalm*

But, actually, Realmatics are actually helpful for creating your own magic systems. Just don't tell anybody they're Realmatic, and maybe break a few rules. (I've found that I'm more creative when I impose rules and then try to think around those rules. Realmatics is just the sort of thing that helps my imagination really get going. )

When that one Elend quote from WoA is on your graduation announcement cards... (proper attr. given, no worries )

"I kind of lost track of time..."

"For two hours?"

"There were books involved."

I also considered "Ninja alligators" and a few cheesier inspirational ones, but this one seemed the most accurate summation of my twelve years.

18 hours ago, Reborn radiant said:

What is a korathi's favorite pizza joint?
DOMInos.

which cosmere god knows where you ate your pizza?
DOMINOS. (Domi knows)

what part of domi would a cannibalistic god find the most tasty?
domiNOS (Domi's nose)

You got mileage out of that one 

1 hour ago, podman36 said:

No wish? Then I will grant you two banes! 

1st: Everything you see always appears to be in slightly varying shades of green.

2nd: You will forever lose the ability to walk... with your feet.

 

I wish to be wished upon by a wishing fish to fish a wish or my wish will wish wash away and be wasted. *pauses to take deep breath and bows*

Granted. 

You have gained another hunger drive, which craves solely oatmeal. And oatmeal no longer satisfies your normal food hunger.

I wish to know people's names by looking at them.

When this happens at dinner 

By the power invested in me, I RAISE THEE a snow cone army that can never die, no matter how many times you eat them!

Oh, and by the way, anything you write comes out in sloppily written Mandarin.

I really wish I had less skill in that fine, time-tested art of procrastination.

@The One Who Connects @Pagerunner Thanks, that (mostly) clears it up  I can see why I had trouble finding a straight answer.