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    Every pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself!
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    Some inspiration!
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    You can actually find the first three Bauchelain and Korbal Broach novellas in one convenient trade paperback rather easily! Though I, personally, would suggest reading Night of Knives by Esslemont.
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    Well, Aggie, if I ever see your car, I'll be sure to shatter it into 16 pieces
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    Certainly! And it'd be fun to see Hoid and Kruppe try to drive each other mad...
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    Not only is it one of the best...nay, possibly the best! cartoon to come out in a while, it does deal with themes such as crushes and unrequited love...So it's pertinent to this conversation!
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    Oversleep gets it!
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    But does your horn point to the nearest rainbow and play rave music?
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    Lame and predictable
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    Yeah, those grapes are probably sour, anyway!
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    I thought Ramadan moved around! I was confused somewhat for a bit, but now I got clarification!
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    Guffaw. You could post a picture of Bruce, write "Happy Father's Day (or Barker's day)" and follow up with something like "Bruce is having a ruff time finding the words" "Bruce says bark, but he's affecting a strange dialect, so I hope it means" or "Sorry for Bruce's rudeness!" Something silly and pug related.
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    The best way to overcome fear is by doing. Only then will uncertainty be gotten rid of. I mean, what's the worst that can happen? She'll say no and tear out your heart. And as you pass out from blood loss and trauma, the last words you'll hear will be a deep voice announcing: "Fatality. Flawless victory."
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    Which park? And yes, Columbus can suck sometimes with arrangements...particularly when there's construction blocking your normal routes!
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    Then you should be fine! Do you recall the specific name of the IPA?
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    Depends on the beer, I suppose. A couple of porters would make for a fun evening. IPAs will summon a horde of hipsters. Bock will summon a horde of nationalists. A lager will earn you a stern look of disapproval from me. A pilsner would indicate that you have given up on your dreams and are now biding your time until death ends this face known as life.
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    You've doomed us all! Unless you had an after dinner mint. I hear those are sufficient to throw off the smelling powers of a librarian!
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    Probationary periods are to make sure you don't flake out to go do drugs after getting some money. So you should be fine if you arrive at work, don't do drugs and don't eat sushi.
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    Dancer's Lament by Ian C Esslemont. If he can stick the landing, this will easily be his best one yet.
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    Maybe so, but I wanted a Bloody Mary, not a ...*joke removed by admin for being too awesome*
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    You know what the worst thing is? You repeat "Bloody Mary" to a mirror three times in a darkened room, and do I get a vodka cocktail? No, I get assaulted by some ghostly presence. Worst customer service ever.
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    Or they dig and paw thereabouts for over half an hour...spreading litter and clawing the walls!
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    Some dating advice:
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    Nah, it's an advantage! An opportunity for us atheists to exercise our most cherished characteristic: being pretentious! Some guy: Happy Holidays! Us Atheists: Well, that's a nice thought... But I wish all your days are happy! Some guy: God, just take a well wishing! Us Atheists: *Confused* I don't understand why everyone hates us so! Also, we got national holidays like V-day, Independence day, and Boxing Day!
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