Orlion Blight

I have not, how is it?

"The stars are close and dear and I have joined the brotherhood of the worlds. And everything's holy-- everything, even me." --John Steinbeck, The Grapes of Wrath

I believe they would be "geeking out"

Speaking of sass, here's one from Samuel Taylor Coleridge: "Swans sing before they die - 'twere no bad thing should certain persons die before they sing."

Plenty, I say! The idea is to get a job, not all the jobs. It seems to me you're doing fine, particularly how whack job positions can be (sometimes, job positions are listed as a formality even if they have someone lined up all ready to take the job. So that, coupled with the fact that it is clear to these prospective employers that you would have to move out of state TO their state (for most) shows that there is something in your resume that attracts their attention. At this point, you just need to keep persevering and you'll get a job)

If I dress up for Halloween this year, I'll go as Thomas Pynchon.

I don't know why they (your parents) think your resume and cover letter is the problem. You are GETTING interviews! That is not the problem, and I doubt there is any real problem aside from ye olde normal problems with searching for a job.

You should read The Fairy Queen by Edmund Spencer!Sure, that's not what you asked, but... Random Stuff, away! Excelsior!

The Emperor is dead, long live the Emperor!

"I drank what?!" -Last Words of Socrates

Confusion and chaos only serves the Soul-Eaters! Mwahaha!

Lucky for me, that's not the case

I wander through these forums looking for souls to devour

But Diet Coke has aspartame! Ahhhh! *pulls hair out*

But...Coke has artificial coloring! What the bloody hell! Can't she actually be consistent with her rules? I mean, Coke was brewed and made a dark color on purpose to hide floaty things that they could not filter! Now, it has caramel coloring which may increase your risk of getting cancer! So WHAT THE- *rest of post has been redacted due to colorful and creative use of swears, which is a shame, it would have blown your minds*

It's a nice little morsel, but only promises the nourishment I crave!

It's been years... but I'm pretty sure it's in the Dreamlands, and I believe Randolph Carter passed through there on his quest for Unknown Kaddath to seek the wisdom of the cats that dwell there.

To quote Captain Jean-Luc Picard, "Shut up, Wesley!"

You could always go for Rocket Racoon's reaction to Drax moaning about the death of his family: "Oh, booo-hooo!" Or you could be cliched and say, "Be grateful! There are kids in Africa who wish they were moving in January!" Or, just make fart noises... I don't know, my brain's pretty fried right now from work.

Kang: Abortions for all! Crowd: Boooo! Kang: Ok, no abortions for anyone! Crowd: Boooo! Kang: Ok, abortions for some, tiny American flags for others! Crowd: Yea! And of course the classic: "It doesn't matter which one of us you vote for, either way your planet is doomed! DOOMED!"

Pfffft! I don't need no fancy spectacles! *Editor's Note: Orlion was later informed that he was typing into a toaster and he had to dictate the previous to his cat. The editor would also like to note that Orlion does not give his cat nearly as much tuna as he deserves.

Congratulations! Though I don't know why I'm being so cynical about Canadian politics, US politics pretty much embodies the following song: This moment of rock music commentary on politics is brought to you by Charleston Chew!

This is the topic that doesn't end... yes, it goes on and on my friend...some people started posting there, not knowing what it was... and they'll continue posting here forever just because this is the topic that doesn't end...