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gjustice99

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  1. Straff's mistress Amaranta? (Not sure if I spelled that right)
  2. Vin's sister Vin's mom Reen Marsh
  3. If he was using Vindication, it cannot be pushed because it is made of aluminum, I think.
  4. Why did the bear turn red? He was shot by a hunter. Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. How do you make a bus stop? Throw small children in front of it. What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch the top of his coffin. Helium walked into a bar and orders a drink. He silently wonders why his mother gave him the unlikely name of Helium, for which he was often bullied as a child. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.
  5. Virtual hug for you. I'm so sorry.
  6. Take that upvote and have another, but I seriously wouldn't eat that cookie...
  7. Someone who the main character's suspicions were right about.
  8. When this reminds you of stick.
  9. WARNING: Some people may find these mean. Please don't downvote me for that, I did not make these up, I just want to share them with those that will find them funny. 1. Why did the fish fall off the bike? Because its a fish. 2. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally. 3. Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. 4. Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but it's just a gardening fact. 5. What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot, there were three movies. 6. A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted potential danger in the situation. 7. What is brown and sticky? A stick. 8. How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her. 9. Ask me if I'm an orange. "Are you an orange?" Nope, I'm a person. 10. Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. 11. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick. 12.Whats green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels. 13. What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? Both of them have handlebars, except for the duck. 14. What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? Neither of them are police officers. 15. What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming. 16. What do you call a fly with no wings? It's still a fly, though the irony is unfortunate.
  10. No to most. Which one? Be more specific.
  11. seems evil but isn't
  12. Cett? Edit: Ashweather Cett to be specific.
  13. You mean simile right? Also for mine: Reading Firefight was like a cat in a china shop. You know, cause cats are always knocking things over? Because Firefight broke my mind. Though I guess it's also nice, because you get to pet a cat and look at pretty china.
  14. yes Edit: I'm sorry I keep doing Mistborn questions. I keep trying to do them on something else but it always ends up back at Mistborn.
  15. I agree
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