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Kaymyth

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  1. I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or rightfully making fun of my general klutziness. At least Twi cut herself on a real knife. I sliced my thumb wide open on paper. The thing is finally healed; it only took two weeks. Yay algebra! I have fun finding ways to use it in my daily life and making triumphant remarks of, "Hah! See? It IS useful!" to whoever happens to be around me. In absolutely completely unrelated news, my coworkers think I'm weird.
  2. The coworker I've been training to take my place in my old job came to work this morning to find that her newly-anthroporphized stapler had brutally murdered a posty note.
  3. You could do what I do at work, and stick googly eyes on all of his stuff.
  4. Beware of the cookies. Our local bakery likes to use Hemalurgically charged metal for spices.
  5. Your cousin is cruel.
  6. I like all of these. Death? Really? Another one mentioning Ial. Which probably does describe me well. But I'm leaning awfully hard towards Omi now. Nope. Nothing strange around here. No oddities in punctuation or capitalization noticeable at all...
  7. awww If rice is taking an hour to cook, there is something seriously wrong. Funny strange, or funny ha ha?
  8. The big thing, really, is to TELL someone about your mistake. Admit to it, apologize for it, and usually it's not a big deal. It's the people who mess up and then try to hide it with lies that are committing professional Darwinism.
  9. Where is Twi? She knows me as well as anybody on the forum, and better than most. My Shardsister should totally be weighing in on this.
  10. Probably more the former. Hee. I really like the sneaky ecumenical aspect of its history. Well, it's cool-looking, but I'm not really sure that "royal" describes me. Like, at all.
  11. A friend has offered to 3D print me a glow-in-the-dark Seon. But he can stick pretty much any symbol inside, so he told me to pick something. I am feeling indecisive today, so I need help.
  12. Ugh. That's beyond a pet peeve for me, that's an affront to my basic survival. I would actually have to go stand out in the rain and get drenched if I didn't want to have a (potentially deadly) asthma attack.
  13. TRUST NO ONE

    1. Zathoth

      Zathoth

      Trust me. I am a liar.

  14. *is confused and puzzled by a letter from the creator that popped up on tomorrow's Questionable Content webcomic* *sees date on letter* Ooooh, yeah. A word of warning to all of my dear friends on the Shard: Over the course of the next 24 hours, TRUST NO ONE.
  15. That gives you the perfect excuse to make them watch the Dead Parrot Sketch.
  16. Usually you get cookies which may or may not contain chocolate. They are guaranteed, at least, to be 100% free of Hemalurgical spikes.
  17. Heh. I used to donate blood, but for me it's my veins that are too skinny. The needle that they use is actually bigger than the vein they're trying to stick it into. This is obviously problems. After the last time where I wound up with yet another blown out vein and only managed to get half a pint out before it all got hopelessly clogged, I have given up trying. I think that might be the bare minimum, or at least close. They also won't let you donate if your iron levels are too low.
  18. No, I'm just a weirdo who loves thunderstorms. *iz jealous*
  19. I am pouting. We were promised thunderstorms last night that never materialized.
  20. Don't worry; moving guys are familiar with how to Tetris complicated furniture in through small doors. And Bruce will settle in once all your stuff is in place. Familiar things that smell like home will tell him that this is home now.
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