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Kaymyth

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  1. Nonsense! I am a 38-year-old woman! I have a full year-and-a-half before I turn 40.
  2. Well, we are glad to have you back! Though you may have some, er...difficulty in catching up with Random Stuff. We are now on thread #8.
  3. Latest visit by the Weird Dream Fairy: So, the bad guy from Agents of SHIELD was there. (Not Ward, but wossname who sent him to that place where the Bad Thing happened.) Except that instead of being Hydra, he was a follower of Voldemort. Or maybe he was still both. Anyway, he was talking about the Dark Lord, calling him He Who Must Not Be Named, and going on about how bad an idea it is to say his name. Even though this is post-HP and ol' Voldy is dead; Hydra Dude was going to try and resurrect him or something. So naturally, I started singing to him about Voldy-mort's moldy warts. Because I'm me.
  4. Crap! I forgot to boil eggs tonight! I'll have to get up early enough to scramble one for my morning protein...
  5. ...maybe. (Give me a break, it's the weekend!)
  6. Art so pretty. Shiny pictures. So shiny. (This is my oh-so eloquent way of saying that you should join the Guild of Arts!)
  7. Actually, he's a 19 year old guy. He doesn't turn 20 until November (if his profile birthday is to be believed).
  8. Traceria! You're back!
  9. I've been weighing in weekly. 4 weeks into weight loss: I have lost my first five pounds! 35 to go. I'm 1/8 of the way there.
  10. They really aren't. I prefer my cookies to be chewy, not crunchy.
  11. Welcome! We are indeed your people, and we sing the songs of nerd-dom. (Beware of those who offer cookies. They are not as they seem.)
  12. Whatever I use, there will probably be pineapple rings involved. I love me some pineapple. Aww. Poor ham. (I think it's delicious, so there.) I may have to try a Druidic technique and make an offering to the Outdwellers. (Basically, pop something tasty outside to distract any spirit-critters who might want to cause problems.)
  13. We're having my in-laws over for Easter next weekend. I'm planning on hiding eggs all over the back yard for the niecelings. 'Cause there can never be too many Easter egg hunts. ...I have to figure out how to cook a ham.
  14. Um. Well. There's a problem with that. There's a swear word in the song, and the forum filter actually doesn't catch that one.... EDIT: I PM'd it.
  15. That would be the one. I sometimes sing the modified version in my head when Twi reports on her female parental unit's latest shenanigans.
  16. I can think of one particular song on that soundtrack where all you'd have to do is change a name, and she'd be REALLY offended.
  17. They certainly wouldn't appreciate your preference of having Narcissa for a mother. (Is it bad that there's a tiny part of me that is rooting for you to blast the South Park movie soundtrack throughout the house while your mother is there? Yeah, it probably is. I therefore embrace my inner badness.)
  18. Or maybe I'm just a clumsy idiot who KNOWS she should pay more attention to where the edge of the poster is when I put the rubber band on, because this is actually the second time I've done this.
  19. OK, so remember how last week I was complaining in the Pet Peeves thread about open box-cutters? And talking about how I am exactly the kind of idiot who would accidentally cut herself on those things? No, I didn't cut myself on a box cutter. But one of our big clients has these posters that we send out to their new clientlings. They're really nice posters made of heavy, high-quality coated paper. I have to roll them up and secure them with a rubber band. Yeah. I cut myself on one of those. Sliding the band on I clipped the edge of the rolled poster, and it sliced my thumb open like a chicken giblet. It huuuurt. I beelined for the first aid kit and made it there before I could start dripping blood, unloaded a chunk of antibiotic ointment on it, and strapped it down with double-layer band-aids because OW. It's only the thumb on my dominant hand. It's not like I need it to work on cosplay pieces this weekend... Oh. Wait. Yes, I do. *cries*
  20. Pish. Stormlight isn't even in the same league of lateness that is ASoIaF. I've pretty much reconciled myself to the fact that the only ending we're getting to that series is going to be via HBO.
  21. Riiight. Because we can't have those pre-Christian cultures espousing anything other than WASP values.
  22. I'm trying to imagine Wayne using a computer. I'm pretty sure his reaction would be, "Rust! Someone's found a way to copy Steris's brain into a shiny box!"
  23. I...I don't know. You poor thing. Or there's this. I...what? They...banned Mulan and Pocahontas? Oh, my GOODNESS, we can't have our daughter watching Disney movies where the princess is something other than lily-white!
  24. Yeeeeah. My WorldCon "ticket" is virtual. Even Wayne would have trouble figuring out how to lift that one.
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