Kaymyth

I know the pain. I kind of managed to find a method that works a bit by making the names very subtle puns/references preferably ones that cross languages. Still not perfect but better.

Also don't go teasing a story and then say we may not see it here.

I'm sorry! It's really not going to be possible, though; as this story developed it started delving into some very 18+ themes and admin would rightfully smack me into orbit.

If it makes you feel any better, though, I've got sequels planned for Swift as Steel.