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  1. Windreader
    Now Shallan won't have to worry about messy hair! She can just have Pattern be a Shard-hair-brush.
  2. Windreader
    You going to wish for anything? No? Well, you are now the Nightwatcher's personal entertainer. You did come visit, after all. I wish to be able to understand Cosmere things, and not hear tsktsktsk. Hearing tsktsktsktsktsktsktsk while reading WoR yet again would completely ruin the experience.
  3. Windreader
    Sounds good to me! Granted. You will forevermore have sandwich crumbs on your clothes. No matter what you do, those crumbs will not go away. I wish to be able to interact with Cosmere related things without seeing/hearing Shshsh. The Cosmere is awesome!
  4. Windreader
    Granted. You don't have a person to bond to, and are mindless. I wish to be able to dismount. Kinda hard to read comfortably on horseback.
  5. Windreader
    Granted. You now live on the moon. I love riding, and a Rhyshadium is the best horse possible, but I'd like to not get paranoid while not on horseback. That would get inconvenient.
  6. Windreader
    Granted. You see what characters join what orders, but now you constantly feel like you're about to sneeze. Non stop. And a sneeze never comes. I wish to have a Ryshadium to ride home instead of a three legged tortoise.
  7. Windreader
    Granted. You go blind and mute from the sheer amazingness. I wish to not have to walk the whole way home from the Sahara desert. (My favorite POV is either Lift, Adolin, or Kaladin. Can't decide which. They're all too awesome.)
  8. Windreader
    Granted. Have an actual hammer your neighbor's daughter named Banhammer. Have a smashing good time. There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home. I wish for some magical red slippers to take me back home.
  9. Windreader
    Granted. Now you can't find your phone. What? But I like the sun! I wish for it to not always rain.
  10. Windreader
    Granted. It falls on your head. I wish for it to not be 90 degrees out all the time, so that cloaks are not useless.
  11. Windreader
    No wish? Okay then, you still get a bane. You are covered in fur that was shed by a long haired cat. Forever. It will never come off. It's like you're a magnet. And the fur is neon green. I wish for cloaks to re-exist. It is necessary if the world is to continue. Cloaks are too amazing for me to have the only one!
  12. Windreader
    I imagine Ryshadium as somewhere between 19 and 21 hands tall, or between 6'4" to 7'. I don't really know how they were formed, but I'd say it involves spren or investure
  13. Windreader
    Granted. You are Happy, the cat. Thank you very much nact, I appreciate being able to wish away my curses. Wait. Now I don't have a curse to wish away. Hmmm. Oh well, I wish for the most amazing cloak in the world.
  14. Windreader
    Granted! Your bane is an itch on your elbow. It's not a bad itch though. I wish for something that will cancel out my last bane. Also, Chouta, your puns are now very punny. But, no one appreciates them.
  15. Windreader
    Granted. They are stronger, but you can not consciously control them anymore. I wish to not store sanity in cotton when I'm touching it. Although, nice to know that I can store sanity...
  16. Windreader
    Granted. You lose your memory and forget that you own 13%, so you never collect the money. If someone says that it's yours, you call them crazy and laugh in their face. I wish to not be impossibly slow.
  17. Windreader
    Granted. It is in the shape of an earring that someone on Earth has. Good luck finding the right earring! I wish I didn't go crazy whenever I don't burn bendalloy. I don't like being stuck in time bubbles all the time.
  18. Windreader
    Granted. The only thing you can shapeshift into is a slug. I wish to not go crazy when I burn bendalloy.
  19. Windreader
    Why yes, I am a woman. Granted! You get a mild rash on your elbow for two days. Hmmm, what to wish for. My last bane was removed already... I wish for a Shardhairbrush. Wait, my spren can turn into one, so I don't need that. Ignore that wish, please. I wish for... A supply of bendalloy to burn using powers I was granted by the Nightwatcher.
  20. Windreader
    Granted, but you can only play something you've heard. You can't make sense of sheet music or write your own music. Thanks, I did try The Wheel of Time, but couldn't finish book 3...I wish the translation wasn't wrong, so that the alien book is awesome.
  21. Windreader
    Granted, but she can hide it, and almost never allows visitors to hear it. If they hear it, she will curse them in such a way that they can't speak of it. I wish that the book I received from the Nightwatcher wasn't written in an alien language. I wouldn't turn down a book suggestion either...
  22. Windreader
    Granted. It is in excellent condition, considering its fossilized state. Well, I would wish that bane away, but I'll just not watch the movie. And I really need a book. So, I wish for a good book to read. I've read everything Sanderson, and I've read Pat Rothfuss's books (awesome series, by the way), and now I need something new.
  23. Windreader
    Granted, but it is hidden away in a thrice-locked chest, one that even Kvothe could not open. I wish that Antarctica had not melted and that everyone is back where they are supposed to be.
  24. Windreader
    Granted, but they come true only randomly, and you can never tell if they have or not. I wish that all the people I know or don't know weren't in Antarctica.
  25. Windreader
    Granted. When you stop, time freezes for you forever. I for wish everyone I know to not be in Antarctica with monsters.
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