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I see what you did there...

Done! He's in the postmaster's office--he wouldn't settle for anything less

Ask Kal's mother

Would the post office work better? I think it would.

I think I'm going to change the Bunker's location. I just saw that the school was like the center of town on google maps, so I chose it. Kobold, would Vondra have possibly set up HQ at the school?

Yeah I was just trying to get my post to match Panda's. Tell me anything i need to change and i will.

door, to discover

It's okay . I worked it into the post, and it was an okay thing to God-mode. I God-moded Backtrack once (sorry about that Kobold) but sometimes it just can't be helped EDIT: I edited my post to match yours, Fate. Your version made more sense.

All Dalles characters in one post FTW!! I had to get Terry out of there before the Shadow Pandas could kill him

Terry Richard Bloom was definitely pleased to be assigned to Reader today. A trip to the Bunker was always fun--he'd never experienced it himself, but had been told about it. His friends that had been assigned to Reader on those days told him of the awesome feeling it was to see Reader in full supplication mode, forced to obey anything they told him to do. More than once, he'd been tempted to order him to hop up and down on one leg, or do the chicken dance, but had restrained himself. That would most definitely earn him a list of secrets paraded about the entire HQ as soon as they left the Bunker. After they'd gotten Reader put in his room, Terry received a transmission on his radio. "Terry, report to the front lines with one of Reader's other guards. We'll send a few more in to cover for you." Terry responded with an affirmative, and grabbed Eugine by the shoulder and told him to come along. They left the Bunker and headed towards the panda army. At least the Bunker is comfortable, Reader thought, sipping from his goblet of wine. The Bunker was in the north side of town, almost right up against the river. It used to be the post office, but had since been converted into a fortified safe spot for all Epics who couldn't fight--which turned out to be pretty much just Reader. He reclined in what used to be the postmaster's office, his outward appearance giving off none of the worry he felt inside. If they come for me, he thought, then I’m as good as dead. He leaned back and put his glass up to his mouth, and suddenly the door burst open and a crowd of black pandas stormed into the room. Completely startled by the entrance, he spit out the wine in his mouth and stuttered “Wha....Wha...” a few times before he composed himself. One of them--Reader instantly Read him as the leader of the band--stepped out of the crowd. “You know why we are here, Reader,” he said in a gruff voice. “Our Informant has told us about you. I am Captain Alexpanda. You are either coming with us willingly, or in a sack.” Reader swallowed. He Read all of the pandas, and realized that Alexpanda was telling him the truth. And, he knew, they could do it. They’d managed to get past every single sparking one of his guards, and Reader was just Reader. He calmly set his goblet down in the desk and stood up. “I will come. But don’t even think--” He stopped as he read something about these sentient pandas. Or, he had once thought they were pandas. These pandas used to be human. And, somewhere, still inside of them, the human part of them was still screaming for freedom, trapped in their panda bodies. Reader leaned down toward the lead panda and looked into his eyes. He already knew the answer, but he asked anyway. “What did the Epic do to you?” BusDriver had just pulled up to the outpost at the store when it started raining squirrels. The squeals from above attacked his eardrums as soon as he stepped out of the bus. The sky was clouded over with pink, and he realized that it was a sparking army of Calamity-cursed flying pigs that was dropping the squirrels. He ran for the entrance, shouting behind him. “Get inside! It’s raining squirrels!” Not checking to make sure Mistwraith was following, BusDriver ran into the HQ and waited for her there. She came in through the door with the ever-present, ever-annoying mist, and, before she could say anything, BusDriver spoke. “Follow me.” And with that, he started to guide her through the building. Miner watched as the family of vanillas fell the short distance into the labyrinth he created. “Exit is that way,” he said, pointing to the left. He left them there, to tread around uselessly in the maze until they starved to death. There was no exit--that would've been no fun. Miner was finally in Goldendale, Washington, the city where Ironmonger had set up shop. Before dropping them into the maze, he’d asked the family where he could find Ironmonger’s residence. They’d described a building to him, then told him directions of how to get there. Of course, he thanked them by dropping them into a maze with no exit, no food, and no way to survive. He trekked around town for a little bit, following the vague directions he’d been given, until he found what he thought was the building they’d described as the old City Hall. He smiled madly as he got up to the doors. Finally, he thought. My chance at revenge. He pushed open the doors.

Yes indeed . I'll start working on a BusDriver/Reader/Miner post.

Nor have I.

I'm a Vanisher! FEAR ME MORTALS!

Lightsworn, just a word of advice, try not to write for other people's characters in your posts. Reader would almost definitely not go "Wha...Wha...." at the Shadow Panda's entrance EDIT: That post was still awesome though

I like this idea. Then he can tell Vondra!

At least, we're pretty sure he will be. If Informant can make the soldiers forget that they have to fight him and forget that he's an intruder, then they have a chance at getting him. EDIT: Is Informant a panda?

They both give gifts.

O.o Don't worry, she's female . I just went on "random name generator" and used the first and ugliest one I could

That might happen. I'd almost forgotten about her honestly

That may work, though we'd have to talk to Panda. That also might work.

That's right, Reader would know about the plan and his powers. Yeah Panda I'm not sure how well this will be able to work out. Side note: I'd like to take Terry Bloom as a viewpoint character, as I don’t have any vanillas yet. But how to make him important.... hm....

It's good, he has a way of making even Reader forget Though I do still see the problem of "why don't we just shoot Reader?"

Wait, so is this actually happening, or is it just being fanfic? Or, well, fan fan fic?

Well, Funtimes could always teleport him out of the upper atmosphere....