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AAAAAAHHH THE CHANGE. WHYYYYYY????

Yep. Can you spike Elantrian-ness? Can you spike Elantrian-ness out of a Reod Elantrian? Can Reod Elantrians be felt by BioChromatic Lifesense? What would a Shardblade do to a Reod Elantrian? Can emotional allomancy affect them? How easy is it to pull metal through their bodies? I know, but it's easier to say "Reod Elantrian" than it is to say "Zombie Elantrians after the Reod happened but before a certain spoiler-y event"

I'll be there! I've got loads of questions to ask him--most revolving around the Reod Elantrians. They interest me a lot.

We could always give Chicago Joe another power....

Wow this thread has been dying way too much. Here, let's spice it up a little with a Really Bad Oregon Joke! What do you get when you cross the season before winter and an avid lover of books? Reading Glasses! ba dum tsh!

FTFY.

We told you it would be awesome

Part 2 of the Chi/Timeport post. Chimera watched as Timeport's body disappeared and prepped for the battle he knew would come. He looked around and Timeport's body appeared, whole. He shook his head at the teleporter and said, "You shouldn't have come back." He sent the command for his children to attack. Birds dived and the mammals pounced. Chi stepped back out of the ring. This time, Timeport didn’t pause to think. He teleported around wildly, hacking at animals that flew, dashed, and crawled at him. At first, he tried to teleport away when a creature charged at him to get it to attack one of their own allies, but they stopped as he disappeared, with reflexes even quicker than a prime athlete’s. There were even some human guards with the strength of lions and the armor of alligators. Timeport couldn’t keep track of the ones he killed, or just injured, or missed completely. He had to teleport around as quickly as possible to avoid being hit, but still he took a few gashes and bite marks. Suddenly, the animals stepped back. Timeport turned around, and saw the most horrifyingly beautiful creature approach him. It was a horse, but with the head of an enlarged snake and the hind legs of a rhinoceros. The snake head stared at him and hissed, and the muscles in its legs tightened. The other animals stayed back from this creature, as if it was their champion, or their God. Timeport readied his battle stance, choosing to adapt his front stance from karate instead of his kiba dachi. Bring. It. On. Chi let his children wreak their havoc on Timeport. They weren’t doing as well as he had hoped. Teleporters were hard to fight. Chi hated fighting them; his animals had a hard time processing the sudden jumps. After he judged that too many were dying or being injured, he had them part so that Ares could make it through. Ares was one of his finest warriors, hence why he was named after the god of war. Ares was a fine horse with a black mamba’s head and large hind legs of a rhinoceros. Chi had the wounded animals begin trickling back to their areas of the zoo to heal. This would be Ares’s fight. Ares stood opposite Timeport and he hissed as he prepared for battle. Chi had seen it happen often before. Not many had managed to harm the beast. Timeport prepared himself by standing in a stance. Chi focused on Ares’s mind, ready to help him out by ordering him if he missed seeing something. Ares feinted forward, flicking his tongue out and then rapidly cantering back. He scratched at the ground with his hooves, anxious to fight. Chi was ready. Ares leaped forward, rearing on his hind legs, kicking with his horse hooves. The horse-snake-rhino-thing--Champion. It’s just their champion--reared onto its back legs and kicked at Timeport with its horse hooves. Timeport teleported under its body so that he was laying down, then swiped up at its undercarriage with his axe. The champion deftly moved out of the way, using its powerful hind legs to jump to the side, landing with a thud that shook the concrete. Timeport still managed to score a small nick on its side, however. The champion faced Timeport for its next attack. Timeport kept teleporting around to confuse it, not getting close enough to it to strike, but not too far away either. The snake head hissed at Timeport, extending its neck and trying to bite Timeport whenever he appeared, but Timeport always got away, just barely. Man, he thought, dodging another attack. This thing is fast! Timeport knew that he would tire out before the champion would, so he had to kill it quickly. It doesn’t matter if you tire out, a voice seemed to whisper to him. You’ll just resurrect anyway. Timeport shoved the voice aside. He figured Calamity wanted him to stay strong, not give up and die over and over again. Every five minutes he spent dead was five minutes he wasn’t completing his mission. And so, Timeport fought on. What’s the one place it can’t reach me? Timeport thought, still teleporting to avoid the creature’s head. Then, suddenly, he knew. Timeport teleported onto the champion’s back. Ares would kill savage man. Savage man with axe was killer. Ares was a better killer. No man beat Ares and no man killed Ares. Ares killed all who angered him. Chi was only nice man. Other men cut and sliced Ares's body. Chi was kind to Ares. Ares kicked at axe man. Man jumped sideways with no up, just side. Ares was confused. All creatures jump up. But not savage. Ares felt Chi nudge him to look to the side. Ares did as Master said. Master was right. Axe was at Ares's side. Not good. Ares moved and tried to bite axe man. Axe man jumped sides again. With Chi, Ares fighted savage. Both never hit each other. Savage scraped Ares's side. Ares hissed and was mad. Savage will die. No man hurts Ares. Ares feeled heavy on back. Chi was intently focused on the duel. He wasn't controlling Ares, not directly, but he was aiding the Chimerans in noticing where Timeport teleported too. The horse's reaction time was increased with this help. Timeport was able to just get away most times. He dodged the poison fangs and kept teleporting in circles, but never too far. Chi, for a split second, lost Timeport. He had been there and then gone. Each time he had teleported somewhere else, but this time Chi didn't see him. Suddenly, it clicked and he saw Timeport on Ares's back. The Epic was at least clever. At that position, Ares would only be able to try and buck him off. Chi sent a mental scream for four birds closest to fly as quickly as they could to dive bomb the teleporter. Two Falcons creations, a hawk, and an eagle spun around in midair, heading straight for Timeport's face. They dropped fece bombs and attacked with their talons. While the birds did their job, Chi moved closer to Timeport while he was distracted. Both of his sabers were out and ready to strike. Timeport was too busy fighting the birds to notice Chimera coming up behind him. Silently, Chi stabbed out quickly with both sabers and caught Timeport in the back. He withdrew the swords, dripping evil blood. Timeport slumped and fell backwards off Ares's back. Hopefully three times was enough for the demon of a teleporter. Chi sent the birds back, thanking them mentally for their service. He patted Ares, but kept him ready in case the teleporter was stupid enough to reappear again. Getting on the champion was easy. Staying on was the hard part. The champion bucked and jumped about, trying to shake Timeport off, but he managed to hold on. Getting his axe in a position where he could lob off the snake head, however, was nigh impossible. Timeport ended up waving his axe wildly, missing the head each time he swung. Then came the birds. They dove towards him, slashing at him with their sharp beaks and talons. Timeport managed to get one of them down with his axe, but the others continued to tear him to bloody shreds. Gak! he thought, his ear getting clipped by a falcon’s beak. This is more trouble than it’s worth! I can’t get in any good hits! I’m just gonna get down from he-- PAIN Chi pulled his sabers out of Timeport’s back. Timeport stayed alive just long enough to feel his body hit the cement below the champion. This time, God spoke first. Child, God said. You are forgetting your mission. Timeport would have stuttered, had he a mouth. “But, Corpsemaker asked me to--” Do you fear man more than God? “But, I thought he would be the best person to ally with to help complete--” Do. You. Fear. Man. More. Than. God? God repeated. “I...no,” Timeport said, giving up his argument. “But, how am I not completing it?” You are wasting your time. Go back to Corpsemaker. Help begin what he wants to begin. “And just give up recruiting Chimera? Corpsemaker will kill me!” Do you still fear death, child? Timeport didn’t respond. Go, and do as I have commanded. Timeport woke up. Timeport stood up and found himself immediately face-to-face with Chimera. “I’m leaving you now,” Timeport said to him disdainfully. “Not because I give up, but because God told me to.” Timeport teleported away, not looking back at the zoo once. Apparently Timeport was stupid enough to show up again. Chi was furious. This insolent teleporter wouldn't stay dead! Chi would show him that it was better to be dead and in peace than alive while Chi was furious with you. He commanded Ares to bite Timeport now while he was in close range. Ares opened his mouth right when Timeport opened his. "I'm leaving you now. Not because I give up, but because God told me to," the insolent Epic said. He teleported away, a few feet at a time.Chi shook his head at the fool. God? Chimera didn't believe in God anymore. No God would create such monsters as most Epics were and give them powers. Only a select few, like Chi, had been good choices for the powers bestowed upon them. The others were demons and monsters. Chi couldn't believe that any omnipresent God, like Christians believed in, would allow these devils to wreak their havoc on earth. Now, the "pagan" gods that Chi's Greek ancestors had believed in, those he could imagine. They weren't so different from the Epics themselves. "You fool! No God would speak to you! That's the devil you hear!" Chi shouted at the teleporter. Chi tried to catch Timeport before he got away to show him that the wrath of the Chimera wasn't easily avoided. Too late, he stabbed into air as the Epic teleported past the zoo's gates. He sighed and caught himself thinking dark thoughts. Not again. I can't be this. I have to be better than them. Chi gifted attributes to his guards, enhancing their abilities. He felt better as he did so, the darkness and evil seeping away. For now, he had avoided war, but it had not been without loss. He would need to strengthen his children and build up his fortress. War would come; he was only postponing it.

I'd take out the I'm blue he's green part, as you took away the colors.

Of course Could you PM me the link to it?

YES HOW DID YOU GET IT?

New Timeport icon:

The link no longer works so the image doesn't show up

NOOOOOO Timeport's icon is off the internet ;_; ;_;. I have to get a new one...

Random pun I just came up with: What does Timeport do when he's holding 5 inanimate legs? He teleports 5 feet away. I'll be here all week, folks

I made some cookies for church the other week... ...well, most of the members survived.

So, that's the WIP title for a story my friends and I are creating (the title is mostly just for kicks and giggles, it is definitely not an anthology ). Our English 11 teacher gave us an assignment to use vocab words in a story, and so we decided to take the story above and beyond the assignment. We're writing a novel. Well, a novel-ish-thing. I believe it is best explained if you just read: (I'll release it chapter by chapter, just to a) torture you, and 2) so you'll get it like everyone else at school, and III) we're only on chapter four ) EDIT: Oh yeah, TheSilverDragon wrote one of the parts as well. Chapter 1 Part 1: Picarthus Chapter 1 Part 2: Lord Nyro Chapter 1 Part 3: Corlezt Chapter 2 Part 1: Corlezt Chapter 2 Part 2: Thraim Chapter 2 Part 3: Picarthus

I would totally be down for this. So when do we start ?

So I get the feeling that I should watch all of the Doctor Who episodes, including one called "Love and Monsters," right?

My friend is introducing me to Doctor Who, and he's showing me all the good episodes starting at season 5. We just watched the "Almost people" group of episodes and it was AMAZING.

I GET IT NOW!!!!! Earlier today I was watching Doctor Who with my friend, and I heard this in the episode: "Silence will fall when the Question is asked." And I freaked out and said "I GET IT NOW! OREGON WILL FALL WHEN THE QUESTION IS ASKED! AAAAAHHHHH!" I feel pretty proud of myself

YES.

TimeStar Worship?

Calamity/Timeport has to have a better ship name than the ones I'm thinking about right now

You're welcome for that