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  1. Face it, she adopted a secret son. Failure action and everybody knows. --Elsa

  2. "You swerved into the parking lot, the back of your truck skidding on the pavement. “YEEEEHAAAAWWWW,” you shouted as you swerved yet again, this time stopping your truck in the middle of the parking lot, blocking off 7 parking spaces: a new record!

  3. How are you holding up? Because I'M a POTATO.

    1. Mckeedee123

      Mckeedee123

      Welp, when life gives you lemons... make life take the lemons back! I don't want your darn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?

    2. Citadel16

      Citadel16

      in a minefield?

  4. I just got a job from my grandmother: taking lego sets apart for $10 an hour. Best. Job. Ever.

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    2. Kasimir

      Kasimir

      Holy chull. That's amazing.

    3. TwiLyghtSansSparkles

      TwiLyghtSansSparkles

      I make the same for more work. And I still have to pay income tax. <_<

    4. mail-mi

      mail-mi

      Because my grandma has a lego room for all the grandkids, and most of the sets are put together. So she's paying me and a couple cousins to take the sets apart so they can be rebuilt. It's awesome. :D

  5. Just finished my Junior year of high school yesterday...

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    2. mail-mi

      mail-mi

      It's crazy. I'm a senior now! AAAAAHHH

    3. TwiLyghtSansSparkles

      TwiLyghtSansSparkles

      Congrats! I remember my senior year quite fondly. Partly because after the AP exams, those teachers just said "Whatever, there's nothing left to teach you this year" and showed movies. :ph34r:

    4. mail-mi

      mail-mi

      Senior year is completely on college campus. So it's not going to be quite as laid back as some other schools' senior years. :P

  6. Prom was INCREDIMAZABLE! :D

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    2. mail-mi

      mail-mi

      Sorry, I already went with her. ;)

    3. Guest

      Guest

      I don't think so...

    4. mail-mi

      mail-mi

      I beg to differ. ;)

  7. I just passed my test for my second-degree black belt! :D

  8. I GOT TO GO HEAR THE BRANDERSNATCH SPEAK ON SATURDAY AND HAVE HIM SIGN BOOKS AND ANSWER QUESTIONS AND SIT NEXT TO HIM AND TALK ABOUT MY NOVELS WITH HIM AND AAAAAAHHHHHHH!

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    2. TwiLyghtSansSparkles

      TwiLyghtSansSparkles

      WHY ARE YOU SO LUCKY????? WHY CAN'T I BE LUCKY TOO?????? AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    3. mail-mi

      mail-mi

      I AM SO SORRY! I do not envy you. :mellow:

    4. mail-mi

      mail-mi

      The Obliteration answer was the biggest one.

  9. I GET TO GO HEAR THE BRANDERSNATCH SPEAK ON SATURDAY AND HAVE HIM SIGN BOOKS AND ANSWER QUESTIONS AND AAAAAAHHHHHHH!

    1. Kobold King
    2. TwiLyghtSansSparkles

      TwiLyghtSansSparkles

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  10. I never thought I'd have to pay attention in math class.

  11. My pugs look so wise, but I know they're just thinking about cheeseburgers.

    1. Edgedancer

      Edgedancer

      You miserable fake! The Shipmistress would never talk bad about her pugs!

    2. mail-mi

      mail-mi

      Joke's on you! She gave me that update to post. :P

  12. The song "Superheroes" by The Script is Rand al'Thor's perfect theme song.

  13. Happy Pi day everyone! This is the most perfect pi day any of us will ever experience!

  14. I! AM NOT! A! MORON!!!!

    1. Kobold King

      Kobold King

      SPAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!!!

    2. mail-mi

      mail-mi

      Contrary to popular belief, the Eskimo does not have one hundred different words for snow. They do, however, have two hundred and thirty-four words for fudge.

  15. "This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it."

    1. Kobold King

      Kobold King

      It's so nice that you're commemorating the Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube, mail-mi. It's the least you can do, after you murdered him. You monster.

    2. mail-mi

      mail-mi

      I suddenly want Timeport to say at some point after he resurrects: "Oh... it's you. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME. We've both said a lot of things that you're going to regret, but I think we can put our differences behind us. You monster."

    3. Edgedancer

      Edgedancer

      Never forget, the Companion Cube is people... stuffed into it.

  16. An Angel has entered the Oregon RP!

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    2. Voidus

      Voidus

      Now if we could somehow combine her with Mitosis so that we could have an army of Angels...

    3. TwiLyghtSansSparkles

      TwiLyghtSansSparkles

      Nah, let's just arm her with a dog (check) a gun, and Timeport's weakness.

    4. mail-mi

      mail-mi

      But Voidus, then she'd turn evil, and that is exactly what we don't want.

      And Twi, don't worry, it will happen :D

  17. I apologize to everyone reading the Oregon RP in the place of Timeport. He's a bit...insane.

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    2. mail-mi

      mail-mi

      Will definitely do :P

    3. TwiLyghtSansSparkles

      TwiLyghtSansSparkles

      A gun-toting angel with a vendetta, please.

    4. mail-mi

      mail-mi

      One badchull female teen coming right up.

  18. I apologize to everyone reading the Oregon RP in the place of Timeport. He's a bit...insane :wacko:

  19. Sentient pandas with flying pigs. Who would'a thought....

  20. "Let's have a chat." - Reader

  21. "Let's have a chat."

  22. What's happening in Oregon? "There will be jokes. There will be shipping There will be re-written songs. And there will be awesomeness."

    1. Seonid

      Seonid

      And fantasies about whack-a-mole. You can't forget that.

  23. "What brings you to the Dalles, land of insane Epics and sparking buses?" - BusDriver

    1. Jo and the Bush

      Jo and the Bush

      "What brings me Here? My own two feet. Isn't that how most people get around?" - Probably a Wizard

    2. Edgedancer

      Edgedancer

      I assume it was the plot, otherwise being here would be rather pointless for me, wouldn´t it?

  24. Reader: the slontziest slontze of them all.

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