BreathTaker

There is a crack in the pavement of my parking lot. My sister-in-law who was in the backseat sleeping, jumped. If it had the dust-cover on it Kaladin would have been shattering the earth... actually I'm not sure he didn't. All told final magnitude: over 9000 Edit: I just... ghetto rigged it to stop further damage and taped the map back together and the tear along the spine. It will suffice for now. Maybe after bills I will buy a new copy to keep on the shelf but probably not, it has character now. That's what I get for this book being my comfort blankie.

The map of Roshar is split in twain. The front cover is still attached but my chest hurts. When I saw it was torn I wanted to summon my Shard Blade and cut everything in my path down.On a happier note I'm already on page 488 and I love it.

Heeeeeeellllllp!!!!! I just bought WoR 2 days ago and I am loving it so far BUUUUT, as I was getting out of the car this morning in a rush to get in to work I dropped my precious book and the back cover ripped and completely came off the book what can I do?

Mine is more of a reference to Warbreaker. Edit: Matrim Bloody Cauthon... You win the name game IMHO.

I'm absolutely filled with Delight (heh) that someone has such a puntifull name.

I HAVEN'T READ WoR YET!!! Grrrrr Edit: I JUST bought WoR... Entering book cocoon now. See y'all when I take a break for my eyes. YAY!

Delightful, I didn't either until right before I said that. Haha I'm Delighted you find it amusing. Elsa: HIEEEDDEE

RShara advised me to make this thread and think it's an excellent idea. So COME ONE! COME ALL! TO THE NEWEST THREAD IN THE VERSE *cough cough* I mean COSMERE!!! What is your Sanderson reading playlist people? I prefer heavy, unintelligibly sung song like Lamb of God and the like and I also like reading while listening to Down. Basically anything I've heard 17trillion times and that I love, will work as long as it's not too sing-along-y.

You guys are awesome. Period point blank, the coolest people I have ever had the pleasure of,feeling out with. Some of these pick-up lines are outstanding others are just good I have YET to see a bad one though. I have been part of this community for two frikin days and I already feel at home, all y'all are just super awesome.

Once you hand it over I don't think you can Summon it back (No WoR Spoiler please)

Maybe Hoid or a rouge 17th Sharder (maybe one of our overlords here) could do it but the command could probably be something along the lines of "Trap all Investitures" Maybe?

That's true but TLR had thousands of years to learn all the secrets and intricacies of all three magic systems. You would think Harmony would have transferred those secrets to everyone else some how though.

Danka. I also chilled at work and trolled. Listening to Mac Leathal, Hitting the E-cig and thinking up bmf tattoos both Cosmerian and otherwise. So glad I joined this site been a Sanderson fan since I walked past tFE and saw the author shared First names with the coolest dude on the planet (me ) Picked it up and fell in love.

THERE IS AN UPVOTE QUOTA?!?!?!? I'M NOT ALLOWED TO UPVOTE THE BEST PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET TO RETURNED?!?!?!?!? GRRR! Shardmancer, I'll upvote you tomorrow.

I thought it worked both ways. NOW I KNOW!

Good. I mean I don't judge, just didn't want to Ruin your chances of... I got nothing. Who? () Me? Nahhh!!! *Makes Sonic noise in head everytime I take a drag off E Cig.*

HA!!! KETEK FOR THE FRELLING WIN!!!... Unless you're hitting on me, then... yeah you still win.

I too have that weakness. Karen Gillan... wherever you are you fiery headed Scottish lass... You are beautiful... (My wife knows this btw) Now if only she was a Sharder.

SOUL!??!? HA! I'm married to a Ginge.

How spoilery is the rule 34ing

Thank you so much, Love all that you've done here.

Alternatley: "Are you a flame spren? Because you set my heart on fire"

How is it derailment? It's technically a Cosmere theory

I was just thinking the same thing Kobold King.

That last one seems a bit lacking Kelek, but I think it works. Also, KK... HOLY CRAP THAT'S AWESOME!!!