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His give-a-darn is so far beyond dead even Lightwards couldn't fix it.

Go for it--if you're okay with having it get shot by a redneck with a broken give-a-darn.

That much was proven when you ponified Steelheart and chose David's cutie mark. I liked it, personally.

At this point, the ponification of all characters is so certain that my phone has decided to add "ponification" to its official list of words.

Doctor Funtimes: Press Secretary, Secretary of State, and Secretary of Pancakes Nighthound: Secretary of Defense, General of the Armed Forces, and King of Creepytown Traveler: Lord Commander of What-the-Calamity-Have-I-Gotten-Myself-Into Ray: Undersecretary of Defense and Stabby Stabberton of the Secretary of Defense Lightwards: Emperor and Facepalmer-in-Chief

He lies with a smile and kills people who get in his way, robbing them of their free will and filling their heads with party slogans... Lightwards is actually a dark, dead-on satire for modern politics.

Yeah, the only way that speech would be anything close to accurate would be if Voidgaze sat there making air quotes.

You mean like this? Or this?

Those are perfect.

That too.

I can't wait till I can listen to all these on my laptop... The verse that made me think of Lucentia goes "No motives, just cover/Justify the things that come to light/All pictures, no color/ All the wrong that you think you've made right/ Dead inside/Yours is mine/Dead inside."

I found another song for Lucentia while looking for one for Voidgaze. "Little Tyrants" by Anberlin.

Aldo the Enigmatic has a song now. Who else still needs one?

Haven't we already predicted the Civil War of Light and the eventual goal of the Empire under Funtimes' rule? I believe so.

I borrowed the name Sperry from a guy I knew in middle school. It sounded less like a swear word than another family I knew, the Fodes (foe-dee. Just say it). And the way I figured it, she was equally likely to do two or more things at any given moment (for instance, turn the rug into an alligator as she was to turn his gun into a hamster) rendering his precognition not useless, exactly, but just as confused as he was. Great summary, Voidus!

And they all lived happily ever after? I mean, once the citizens of the Empire got used to the random glitter tornadoes and got over the surprise of suddenly wearing clown shoes in the middle of the work day, things became rather pleasant.

"Too poor to….Ohmygosh that is terrible! That's the worst thing I've ever heard! Where do they live? They're due for a crepe storm tonight! The Empire of Light is under a new act: The NO CHILD LEFT WITHOUT PANCAKES Act! From now on, the ONLY goal of the Empire will be to provide its citizens with pancakes!"

Dear Doctor Funtimes, ​Today I learned that while it's good to be yourself, being too much of yourself is the worst thing you can possibly be. If you're too much of yourself, you can become an evil shadow monster who delights in murder and wanton property damage. I think I may have broken Harlem. Help. Your faithful student, Protector "Ooohhh, let's see what we have in our shiny mail bag! Hmm…this letter isn't very shiny….but I'll read it anyway." "Dear Doctor Funtimes, "What is the meaning of life?" "Pancakes! And now that's the meaning of your letter. Because it's a pancake now."

Cool. She should get it in the morning, then, after she's put her own plan into action.

Taken from "What Happened in Oregon," page 25. Speaking of Funtimes, does the note Protector wrote for her say anything specific, or is it just "I'm now hosting a psychotic shadow Epic now too HALP"? For instance, is there anything in there like "PS: I know your boyfriend's secret so no funny business" or does he keep things friendly?

"Besides his hat, he wears no clothes…." o.O To whom, exactly, is that lyric referring?

Everything is seen through shipping goggles. Once you put them on, it takes a pretty strong dose of No Yay to get them off. (Nighthound/Ray does a pretty good job of breaking them, to be honest....) Aldo/Unicyclist ....no, not happening. One half of this pair is undeserving of the other's affections, and it isn't the Unicyclist.

Aldo the Enigmatic and the GREAT and POWERFUL TRIXIE...is that a mighty duel picture or a shipping picture? These are questions I have to ask. Love Cricket, by the way. Can't wait to see what Aldo thinks of Funtimes. A friendship for the ages, or will she break his brain?

I'm beginning to think that future players might think ponification is a required step in making a new character. Anyway, I really like that pony. The moustache adds a lot.