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TwiLyghtSansSparkles

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  1. Is his gang called the Just Desserts?
  2. No. No it's not. S'mores cake is clearly the superior dessert.
  3. I'm honestly not sure. If bloodlust is a mixture of emotions--anger and fear, say--then he could. If bloodlust in animals is more of an instinct, then probably not.
  4. Yes, but it's effectiveness would depend on how complex said dinosaur's emotions are. If he targeted Protector Pug, for instance (and I won't let him so this is entirely hypothetical) he could increase her level of fear or decrease her happiness. He usually doesn't target animals because 1. their emotions are far less complex, making their reactions less interesting and 2. when frightened, animals tend to become violent. So he probably wouldn't target a dinosaur, even though he could, unless its emotions were demonstrably complex enough to provoke a useful reaction.
  5. It could eat Timeport and crush Quota and Electro.
  6. Oh. So we can have Timeport resurrect inside a dinosaur a few times before he finally gets all that Rending violence out of his system. Okay, you can quit laughing at that last part. Seriously.
  7. In Epic Oregon, ice cream eat YOU.
  8. And 5 seconds is a short enough time frame that no retconning is needed. It's close enough to instantaneous that it could be mistaken for it.
  9. Definitely, but there's still physical consequences for that. For instance, Steelheart's transmutation of objects into steel breaks physics, but one consequence is that textures are preserved. So books are erased and murals destroyed--because even though the power itself breaks physics, the consequences remain. Maybe the transformation takes the same amount of time as it does for the bus to change back?
  10. Which would give BusDriver yet another chance to complain about buses when his death trap is turned into a hula hoop.
  11. Would the bus still be under his control as it shrank? So if it shrank around Funtimes, would she be able to turn it into a hula hoop or something?
  12. He just has to believe in himself.
  13. Topic to open this thread: feasibility of drowning Nighthound in ice cream. Discuss.
  14. Did I mention that Nighthound's sudden death is caused by drowning in ice cream? An ice cream flood that drowns all of the horrible Epics but inexplicably leaves everyone else alone? True. It's almost like a bunch of fanfic writers decided it would be fun to create a bunch of bubbly characters and have them torment the local grouch for their own amusement.
  15. I once took a logic class where the prof took every opportunity to show Monty Python clips. The Philosophy thing sounds legit to me.
  16. How about free ice cream for everyone but Nighthound/Nighthound's sudden death? Until Lightwards grouchily informs those assuming that the position for "irritating but useful Epic" is already filled, I'd imagine.
  17. Neverthere needs to learn that life is full of disappointments.
  18. That's actually an OTT: Neverthere/Numnums/SUDDEN DEATH FOR BOTH
  19. Giving Lightwards' theme song, "Be Prepared," a dreadfully ironic twist.
  20. O.o Yes. Just like that. The internet really DOES know everything!
  21. And then Nighthound would die.
  22. Were Mister Meh in The Dalles, he would sit on somebody's couch eating Cheetos. Ricardo would sit there also eating Cheetos and not caring.
  23. Just because she's an Epic doesn't mean she's incapable of appreciating the simple beauty of a panda in an old-fashioned hat.
  24. Were Funtimes in The Dalles, every panda would have a stylish brown fedora.
  25. She encourages anyone who wants to stop by of their own volition, but she balks at forcing anyone to talk with her. Shiny Sparkle frightens her more because of the whole flirting-with-someone-who-could-turn-me-into-pile-of-glitter thing. But all the loyal Epics in town know they can stop by anytime.
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