TwiLyghtSansSparkles

We need a Death pony.

First Panel: D'awwww. Second Panel: Yes. That name is exactly right. Third Panel: Maybe some loves aren't meant to be….oh, who am I kidding, they're adorable. Fourth Panel: Yeah. You keep saying that, Neverthere. Fifth Panel: So many FEELS can be put into a single HISSSSS. Sixth Panel: Because it's not like she likes him or anything. Seventh Panel: A sacred outhouse, Lightwards. Eighth Panel: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! David, your metaphors similes are in top form, as always. Ninth Panel: That ship is practically canon.

It's not like the consequences of Voidus' quiet judgment is making me reconsider my self-imposed ban on placing Funtimes in close proximity to alligators, disco balls, and closets with unrepentant necromancers inside.

And it's not like I'm sitting here wishing I hadn't mentioned another crackship because it delayed the presentation of the comic.

And it's not like you know everyone would upvote it even as we scratch our heads over Aldo/Wes all over again.

And it's not like you're going to share it anytime soon.

If I can get in the mood tomorrow. And by "get in the mood," I mean "eat chocolate and think about how I'd rather stay single than be romanced by a homicidal supervillain. Unlike Mobius, apparently. Well said.

Sadly, Koschei wouldn't be able to heal her. Unless, of course, she had been a vanilla passing herself off as an Epic until Koschei blew her cover.

Shall Koschei bring her flowers, a political enemy now bound to his (and, if she goes on a date with him, her) will, or both?

Should I open the thread on Koschei, in Northern California and looking for love? Or would you like to open with Möbius catching sight of a handsome blond in a purple cloak?

Coconut water greenish-clear!

First, we need a working title... ...wait, no we don't. If this is the insanity thread, changing the title every day or so would just add to the craziness.

If ya'll want one.

Of course. Valentine's Day is a time for happiness and/or gorging on chocolate, and so long as Lightwards resists the urge to murder Nathan, Funtimes will be happy.

Of course. I thought you'd never ask.

I'll be on my computer all day tomorrow anyway.

That is scarily accurate. What Happened In the Dreams of a Bunch of Bored and Slightly Insane Fanfic Writers?

What Happened During the Big Ol' Storm of Chaos?

Awakeners tell of one of their number, capable of Awakening massive quantities of mashed potatoes. When encouraged, asked, or even ordered to Awaken something more useful, like coat hangers or a piece of string, the one called "Instabam" would immediately attack the one making the request with wave upon wave of Awakened potatoes. His whereabouts are unknown.

Definitely praying for him.

And I'm not sure if I want to loan her out. Still thinking about it. I'd trade you Protector Pug for Backtrack, though.

I never said it was. It does sound interesting. Anyone want to try their hand at writing Funtimes?

It's probably better if no one writes for Nighthound. I have a feeling most everyone would just have him give up so they could write "And then Nighthound died."

Her Pinkie Sense is a little too close to precognition. A situation that makes Möbius say "Oops."