Oh no.
It's Metronome, isn't it?
You can't just kill the most powerful Epic in the game like that! Not without a little warning! Seriously, how else will we know how long we've left our chicken nuggets in the oven if you kill off Metronome?
I will do both. Just not at the same time. (I'm pretty sure Singularian wedding ceremonies involve watermelons and zucchini, so I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to write that. )
Well, I won't be able to start on it until tomorrow morning, and I've already gotten seven votes. Plus I'm pretty sure I already know what Edgedancer's going to vote for, and since he's ahead in the poll anyway, I'm already plotting out the Unicyclist scene.
That would also allow him to fight on longer, since he could heal the animals as they fought. Maybe he can heal the animals under his control?Edit: I like the proportional healing factor, Kobold.
All right, just so I've got this pinned down before I start his intro post….
I'm considering giving him a healing factor so he'll be able to stand up to Nighthound. Thoughts?
Lightwards: Do you really think that pathetic costume can fool me, little vanilla?Nathan: Well, I did...right up until you chuckled like that...and now I'm thinking I should just...get out of here...