TwiLyghtSansSparkles

I require no one to kneel. Simply lay your characters at my feet so I may ship them as I see fit.

Yes....yessssss.....let the shipping flow through you....

Now here's a tough question: should I start with single ships (Lightwards/Voidgaze, Lightwards/Mobius, Lightwards/Funtimes, Lightwards/Lucentia, etc.) or should I skip straight to the harem fics?

I have a sudden urge to ship Lightwards with every female Epic in this game.

I have an army. You can't see them because they're ninjas. Until I learned he was plotting an attempt on my life for the same reason.

What? I just like the ninja smily. That it is thematically appropriate here is just a coincidence. I don't know if respect based in fear counts.

*kicks list of substances for Funtimes to trap him in under sofa*

Maybe it's fun to watch Lightwards get trapped in things.

On second thought, she might like this book better:

Hey, Lucentia, I read this great book recently.

Better pay attention or this world we love so much might…just…kill…you. I figured that when that was one of the definitions that came up. I don't know why I needed the computer to correct me….. But yes, I think BST describes them better.

You know what's in the water that you drink? Well, I do, and it's a-ma-zing! ….I actually had to use my computer's "define" feature to see what UST meant in that context. I'm pretty sure you weren't talking about the University of Santo Tomas in Manila or underground storage tanks. I….I need help. That looks accurate up to this point. Other players can fill in their characters' histories as they come across it.

As promised, here is Timeport meeting Fantomah. A little background: Fantomah is a Golden Age comic book character, predating Wonder Woman by about two years. Called "The Woman of the Jungle," she has incredible, almost godlike powers, which she uses to protect the jungle and its inhabitants from exploitation. She does it in some…er…interesting ways. Like making it rain panthers. And she is about to meet Timeport.

Perhaps I'll share a few one of these days.

The lemonade faucet is about as likely as Timeport committing eight new atrocities while walking to the bathroom. Which is to say, almost a certainty. Let's see....she had just found Nathan when she made the cottage, and she had just checked on him to make sure he was safe when she went through the kitchen and bathrooms making things like hairbrushes and the fridge, so that means the type of ice cream most likely to be in the freezer is... Caramel fudge brownie.

Preferably with Remington and at least one Reckoner running support. Let's see....there's the main area/Remington's room, Sam and Revolution's room, the room Funtimes shares with Nathan, and a small kitchen. There are two bathrooms, wiring for electrical lights run by a generator, and central heating. If they looked in the fridge they'd find milk and eggs, and if they opened the freezer they'd find ice cream. That's all Funtimes thought to stock them with when she made them.

Yes. It happened exactly like that.

My headcanon: Timeport insisted they play from the wrong side of the board. Sam tried to correct him, but he fingered his battleaxe, so she agreed to play. And Sam STILL won.

I'm sorry you're going through that. Believe me, I know what it's like. I had to endure many such counter "arguments" as a teen, and even as an adult, my mom likes to use things like my tone of voice (which she mimics in a snotty way to make me sound more disrespectful than I was) and my word choice (no matter which words I use) to force me to admit that she's right and I'm wrong. Even when she's making something into a bigger deal than it is. I don't know what to say except...one day you'll be able to set your own rules and answer to yourself. And in the meantime, e-hug?

Once I have access to the pony creator again, I will ponify the glorious curbstomp between Timeport and Fantomah.

Any votes for who he should lose to? Moral Guardian? Funtimes? Backtrack? ....nope, he's going to lose to Fantomah.

Would a pony comic of Timeport losing spectacularly change your mind?.

I like her! She's sweet.

It's worth a shot.