Introducing pugs to this thread was the smartest thing I ever did. Now all requests are accompanied by adorableness.
Indeed.
I like that a lot. Where would this character be located? (And would they ever meet Reader? Because that meeting could be entertaining. Until Reader blew their cover, of course. )
So having an insane matter manipulator declare herself your girlfriend and tell everyone you're an Epic isn't a good reason to pretend to be one?
I agree, though. That sounds like an awesome character.
"Hugs!"
"No, no, handshakes are...not as good as hugs, apparently. Somebody help me."
It will be amusing.
The Not-an-Epic title is reserved for Autumn. Nathan the Normal, maybe?
Probably.
He's your character. (And Funtimes, who is sadly miles away, would canonize it were she able. )
Remington the Slayer
Nathan the One Whose Author Has No Idea What Title to Give Him
He's just as creepy as the bugs.
Both Maleficent and Once Upon a Time have a villain who turned into a dragon--and she doesn't turn into a dragon on either show? You had ONE job, Disney!
Doctor Funtimes the Glittery
Koschei the Deathless
Panacea the Neurotic
Mister Meh the Whatever
Soulflicker and Amarok the Dead
and Quota the Next-to-die
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
I hope it happens soon.
Oh my gosh, that is terrifying. Lord of the Silverfish sounds terrible. Did people surrender to him just because he gave them the shivers?
Thanks!
I'm so bad at naming Epics, I accidentally gave a minor character a completely badchull backstory (when I used Headshot as the name of Koschei's sniper).
Super Hotman is one of my rare exceptions, along with Waffle-Fist, Lord Snakehands, and Doctor Funtimes.
Maybe I'll just give him some powers that have absolutely nothing to do with his name. Like….
Limited liquid transmutation: Can transform any liquid into the alcohol of his choice.
Party sense: Can sense where the best party is.
Party cannon: It isn't really a cannon, and it doesn't look like a cannon, either. It's actually teleportation to the best party. Kind of like Obliteration's danger-sensing teleportation, only with parties and much lamer.
So Lightwards is about average for a California Epic, then?
If so, I wish I was that strange. I'm still trying to figure out what sort of powers an Epic named Super Hotman would have.
(What were they?)
What about the armory CorpseMaker took over? Do you think they'd have some storage and access technology—even if it's just storing a few hundred songs to keep up morale for the soldiers there?
Now I'm picturing Frequency lifting Neko up like Simba at Pride Rock as the cat throws out rays of beautiful rainbows and the rest of Koschei's gang bows in reverence.
Maybe he originally wanted to block out the moon. His night does block every night light except Calamity, so maybe the moon was his original target. But over the years, yes, it appears he has reverted to his fear of the sun.
Such a tragedy.